You’d fuck the baby

Hot

@Samaritan™ kid aint dead and won't remember the picture

It’s half 4 am why am I alive

That's one way to perform an abortion.

I got kicked out of a hospital for sneaking into rooms where patients are giving birth and eating the mothers' placentas

He wouldn’t remember the picture either way

lol

I consumed 13 before being ejected

I haven’t wanked in at least 24 hours

this is the ONLY reason i'd consider living as a horse for an hour

@bobthebuilder69 "chloe lamour" thank me later

The longest I've gone is 2 1/2 months @bobthebuilder69

Epic will power

@Tubby the Skelly Bones Would you say they aborted your mission?

I am god

Too tired to tug on the meat stick

I went about 10 years

schrodinger's dead kid

Yes I was 10

@Cryosite yes

@bobthebuilder69 ok that doesn't fucking count

Most I’ve gone since then probably a week or two

i wish i had permission to beat other people's children....

they SO NEED BEATINGS

I’m sorry fella that violates the nap

Probably two weeks

I’ve gone a week I know

So often I think beat your kid before I do it myself

The only thing that needs beating here is...

Two weeks or more

https://tenor.com/9xKW.gif

It doesn't. Kids aren't people.

Just murder your child in public tbh

They are people they just don’t have rights and are glorified property

Bring back capital punishment for misbehaving children

https://youtu.be/mwgPn9_j1x4

I turn children, the elderly, the homeless, and the gay into sausages

Women missing out?

Then I sell them to my local obesity center