Well that bloody sucks.

lmao just become a bugcatcher after you get the first one

Subaru STI?

what are you, vanilla?

what's the sex position called where a guy holds a petite chick up and with her having no part of her body on the ground?

there has to be a word for it

the risky

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Force choke <:thinkgon:560211224923734026>

because if you don’t keep holding her

snap

@lunemarie lmao

seriously is there a name?

Stand and Carry

not that holding her would be hard

standing cowgirl?

https://www.google.com/search?q=carry+sex+position&oq=carry+sex+position&aqs=chrome..69i57.3519j1j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Just Google ya mong'

who uses google for porn?

> Bing

I use the hidden wiki

I don’t

Honestly the only good thing about short girls, that standing sex...

That’s a joke dear Glowies

everything is a joke

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-hysterically-hilarious-lol-so-funny-haha-gif-14961978

As a short girl nobody has ever done it standing up

@shadow of the sun I didn't know a dick could get black and blue until this happened, luckily no fractures

French men have no upper body strength

shut up thot

shut your fucking mouth

the only thing french men lift are cigarettes'.

>Wants sex
>Doesn't feel ready for a relationship
>Doesn't want to get fucked by a whore for an extortionate amount
*ZoomerStyle*

I wasn’t in France when I was active

@lunemarie you must have had ones that picked you up and did what I wanted a word for though

@Ralin Storm if u can continue after that ur a man after my own heart

The only thing britbongs lift are tea cups.

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If you speak again I will **literally** rip your head out and piss and shit in your neck

Please no.