Tight Fuckable Dickhole

I wish I had a legit excuse for feeling like shit but I don't

why cant u have ikds?

Castrated, I think.

@lunemarie Well, don't forget the lethal stds/stis

Kids are a social construct

The tubes aren’t connected to the tube place

F

Damage?

@lunemarie Isn't IVF an option?

@Redxl yeah watching out for STIs and STDs is a big one

@Zephyr Blackfish nope

You won't be able to have much kink when your vag looks like blue waffles

use ur negro cum gene to self inseminate?

Well that bloody sucks.

lmao just become a bugcatcher after you get the first one

Subaru STI?

what are you, vanilla?

what's the sex position called where a guy holds a petite chick up and with her having no part of her body on the ground?

there has to be a word for it

the risky

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Force choke <:thinkgon:560211224923734026>

because if you don’t keep holding her

snap

@lunemarie lmao

seriously is there a name?

Stand and Carry

not that holding her would be hard

standing cowgirl?

https://www.google.com/search?q=carry+sex+position&oq=carry+sex+position&aqs=chrome..69i57.3519j1j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Just Google ya mong'

who uses google for porn?

> Bing

I use the hidden wiki

I don’t

Honestly the only good thing about short girls, that standing sex...

That’s a joke dear Glowies

everything is a joke

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-hysterically-hilarious-lol-so-funny-haha-gif-14961978