you clearly misread what I just said

_reads sentence again_

How desperate would you be to say yes to either of those photos

Having low standards in high school is why I still have low standards lmao

😕

My standards improved over time as I realized what made women attractive

and doing taxes is one of them

It's weird when them having a direction in life makes you want them more than their body. It's such a nice thing to have a responsible partner.

And smort! :3

Women that are smart but not bossy or catty are rare and valuable.

though maybe this mystical "prom" thing would have made some difference

wouldn't know, my school never had one

thought it was a TV myth, tbh

I never went to prom either, most of our students hated each other and were unattractive.

It's always a mixed bag.

same, except it was more people hated me and it was mutual, because I didn't play ball with stoners and delinquents

...

of course if I knew then that not talking to any of these fucking broken condoms would leave me not knowing anything about the opposite sex, I would have at least held my nose

Stoners and delinquents make pretty good friends

As long as you dont give them your address

We didn't have a ton of stoners at our school, just a lot of really frumpy average white girls with some sprightly models thrown in, and then a gaggle of assholes and athletes and nerdy kids

I hung with the nerds

Oregon had all of the fucking stoners ever

fucking hated it

I knew a very tsun tsun weeaboo girl who wore wolf ears and I liked her a lot

She made a big deal out of not liking me, which was sort of the point

What do you know, I'm in Oregon too!

no one hung with me, and I just got used to it

I hung with this one Vietnamese kid who introduced me to Magic with all his Jewish friends

I couldn't get them any drugs or alcohol and I got annoyed with them when they were fucking around while I was actually trying to get schoolwork done

so basically I was the "stick-up-his-ass" kid

of course this was after I managed to stop being the "dude, throw this at him and run" kid

to my credit I always caught up with them

I'm good at sprinting when I'm motivated by beating the shit out of punks who started the wrong fight

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/texas-father-blocked-from-stopping-gender-transition-of-son-james-7-to-girl-called-luna Texas

Texas is gonna have to be walled off, too.

Infected with Californiaitus

Time for a crusade

Sadly I saw this coming

I live in Texas and one of my friends, who was a high ranking judge, and was a Republican, got ousted

Unfortunately a wave of democrat judges came in and somehow took over