Message from @Goodwood of Dank™

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2019-11-14 20:06:18 UTC  

One of the parents picking their kid up.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967610706526210/644629196840239124/escort-school-shooting-ap-ps-191114_hpMain_4x3_992.png

2019-11-14 20:06:40 UTC  

Holy fuck, guys.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967610706526210/644629288443969536/pp650x642-pad750x1000f8f8f8.png

2019-11-14 20:07:03 UTC  

That shooting was perhaps one of the worst I've ever seen.

2019-11-14 20:07:20 UTC  

One dead?

2019-11-14 20:07:45 UTC  

Suspect shot as well, i believe.

2019-11-14 20:07:56 UTC  

Shot 6 people (that's including himself); and only killed two. Those two kills not being himself (in spite him shooting himself in the head).

2019-11-14 20:08:17 UTC  

Shooter fucked up the shooting, then fucked up his own suicide.

2019-11-14 20:08:32 UTC  

ah, didn't know that

2019-11-14 20:08:52 UTC  

"The shooting was reported at 7:38 a.m. local time during what's called "Zero Period," roughly an hour before the school day officially begins at 8 a.m."

2019-11-14 20:08:58 UTC  

Didn't even shoot at the right time.

2019-11-14 20:09:20 UTC  

Yea, saw that. Blew his load too soon.

2019-11-14 20:09:27 UTC  

"The weapon, a .45 caliber semiautomatic pistol, was recovered with no more bullets left, authorities said."
Dipshit wasn't prepared enough to bring extra ammunition/magazines either; only had 8 rounds...

2019-11-14 20:09:34 UTC  

He forgot to No Nut November.

2019-11-14 20:09:56 UTC  

That's interesting. Most shooters bring way too many rounds.

2019-11-14 20:10:04 UTC  

"When 17-year-old Hayden Trowbridge heard the gunshots, his classmates pushed their desks to the door as a barricade, he told ABC News.
The teen said he grabbed his metal water bottle to use as a weapon as they all hid under their desks, crying and holding each other.
Trowbridge said he had also practiced putting a book in front of his chest to protect against a fatal shot, but he didn’t have anything big enough nearby."
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2019-11-14 20:10:27 UTC  

Great time to be alive.

2019-11-14 20:11:01 UTC  

Gotta use your history book to stop bullets. Sadly, new books are thin to avoid offending kids.

2019-11-14 20:15:56 UTC  

books *can* stop some calibers, tbf

2019-11-14 20:16:47 UTC  

how does a shooting even happen in california, don't their gun laws protect them<:Pepe_of_akkad:462279833511264257>

2019-11-14 20:18:59 UTC  

You'd better pray you have the Old and New Testament and have the grace of God for book-placement, otherwise there isn't much hope in Hell of you catching a bullet with a book.

2019-11-14 20:30:27 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4eg95rG18M So that's why SETI can't find the aliens. The devs installed a firewall!

2019-11-14 20:34:24 UTC  

ice wall around earths edge? <:npc:502497359419408384>
fire wall around the solar system <:poggers:583775485620781087>

2019-11-14 20:39:55 UTC  

It's to stop the aliens from hacking our brain remotely.

2019-11-14 21:05:11 UTC  

> Swedish government grants $175,000 to fund drag queen story hours for children

2019-11-14 21:07:32 UTC  

Gun >>> book, unsurprising
After seeing this video I'd say holding a book in front of you will make you even more vulnerable to getting shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_8y5h95E1Q

2019-11-14 21:08:45 UTC  

But I'm not surprised some people think a book could stop a bullet, Hollywood has made sure to thoroughly brainwash people into thinking all sorts of furniture easily stops dozens of bullets

2019-11-14 21:09:08 UTC  

depends on the book. a buddy of mine """borrowed""" my copy of 'Gödel, Escher, Bach' and shot it with a BHP.

2019-11-14 21:09:15 UTC  

depends the gun, round, and book i imagine.

2019-11-14 21:09:17 UTC  

didn't make it all the way through.

2019-11-14 21:10:43 UTC  

Well figuring out which book will stop a bullet will likely increase the chances of getting shot further

2019-11-14 21:11:11 UTC  

So I'd say unless you come prepared with a pre-made book armor/suit, forget it

2019-11-14 21:11:29 UTC  

Better to try to run or tackle the shooter

2019-11-14 21:16:29 UTC  

One of the best firearm YouTubers

2019-11-14 21:16:42 UTC  

Give him a look, great video on books vs bullets.

2019-11-14 21:16:46 UTC  

>paul harrel

2019-11-14 21:16:50 UTC  

see i was going to link him

Sigh

Why did this happen