Message from @Uksio

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2019-10-31 16:54:30 UTC  

Has to be fake.

2019-10-31 16:55:19 UTC  

Facts say, you only have a total limit of 40 times, before the heart gives out.

2019-10-31 16:55:23 UTC  

He didn't stand a chance.

2019-10-31 16:55:57 UTC  

@BrandonChimaria (。◕‿◕。✿) maybe he cheated with anal

2019-10-31 16:56:04 UTC  

40?

2019-10-31 16:56:39 UTC  

I tried to nutt all day long and only managed 12 before my foreskin swole from all the rub-rub

2019-10-31 16:58:36 UTC  

@Uksio that sounds unhealthy

2019-10-31 16:58:47 UTC  

Why would you ever need to get off 12 times in a day?

2019-10-31 16:58:57 UTC  

depression

2019-10-31 16:59:29 UTC  

@Lucienne d'Anwyl Well i challenged myself to see how many I could do

2019-10-31 16:59:57 UTC  

Could probably do more than 12, with some soothing lube for the skin

2019-10-31 17:00:29 UTC  

Cremation requires a lot of energy, and the dust you're left with is the coffin, not the body.

2019-10-31 17:00:49 UTC  

You don't cremate a coffib

2019-10-31 17:00:55 UTC  

A friend of mine once explained the process. The ashes are the coffin and crushed bones.

2019-10-31 17:00:56 UTC  

You stick a dead body in a furnace

2019-10-31 17:01:17 UTC  

You ever seen Auschwitz pictures??

2019-10-31 17:01:30 UTC  

That's not the kind of cremation practiced nowadays.

2019-10-31 17:01:46 UTC  

That was essentially industrial incineration.

2019-10-31 17:01:53 UTC  

Mushroom burial is the most optimal of all

2019-10-31 17:02:26 UTC  

Vertical burial?

2019-10-31 17:02:30 UTC  

Fungi decompose the body faster and without any biologically dangerous phenomena occuring

2019-10-31 17:02:36 UTC  

Ah.

2019-10-31 17:05:15 UTC  

So TIL, you know how everything is know to the state of California to cause cancer? Yeah so apparently the cause of that was they had a hazardous-material-handling tax, and they realized they could apply it to all businesses if they just declared everything a hazardous material.

2019-10-31 17:05:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/639510212755062784/1550802500204.png

2019-10-31 17:05:35 UTC  

A butt

2019-10-31 17:06:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/639510391587733504/1571947318061.png

2019-10-31 17:06:08 UTC  

Modern cremation is basically same as a burial... in coffin all clothes up... with some differences like not wearing jewelry... but almost the same... and they burn everything in coffin including coffin...

2019-10-31 17:06:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/639510497393115146/cheeky_buttcheeks.png

2019-10-31 17:06:28 UTC  

Zoom in on the text to find the source of the pic

2019-10-31 17:07:00 UTC  

then you get a wooden box or metal urn with the ashes, which is either scattered, buried or put on a shelf

2019-10-31 17:07:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/639510737320149012/EIM3uK4WsAAKO9i.jpg

2019-10-31 17:07:37 UTC  

You can also liquify the the corpse too

2019-10-31 17:07:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/639510807444586497/73513764_10163401918500725_3021904453633572864_n.png

2019-10-31 17:08:02 UTC  

Alcaline hydrolysis

2019-10-31 17:08:09 UTC  

Only bones remain

2019-10-31 17:08:22 UTC  

They ground those down and put in an urn

2019-10-31 17:08:39 UTC  

Much less energy-intense than the fire cremation

2019-10-31 17:09:02 UTC  

never seen 'be dissolved' as an option for a funeral