Could probably do more than 12, with some soothing lube for the skin

Cremation requires a lot of energy, and the dust you're left with is the coffin, not the body.

You don't cremate a coffib

A friend of mine once explained the process. The ashes are the coffin and crushed bones.

You stick a dead body in a furnace

You ever seen Auschwitz pictures??

That's not the kind of cremation practiced nowadays.

That was essentially industrial incineration.

Mushroom burial is the most optimal of all

Vertical burial?

Fungi decompose the body faster and without any biologically dangerous phenomena occuring

Ah.

So TIL, you know how everything is know to the state of California to cause cancer? Yeah so apparently the cause of that was they had a hazardous-material-handling tax, and they realized they could apply it to all businesses if they just declared everything a hazardous material.

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Modern cremation is basically same as a burial... in coffin all clothes up... with some differences like not wearing jewelry... but almost the same... and they burn everything in coffin including coffin...

Zoom in on the text to find the source of the pic

then you get a wooden box or metal urn with the ashes, which is either scattered, buried or put on a shelf

You can also liquify the the corpse too

Alcaline hydrolysis

Only bones remain

They ground those down and put in an urn

Much less energy-intense than the fire cremation

never seen 'be dissolved' as an option for a funeral

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/19/business/flameless-cremation.html

@nim.bm well... this method was used in crime scene body disposal as a cheaper alternative to cremation or burial

So yeah it has some "problematic" past

I wasnt thinking it didnt work, just a bit unusual... and ill stick to cremation thank you

im sorta torn half and half between burial and cremation...

Why not be burried with fungi that will do the job in a year?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdKBOi0TCqY

Viking funeral all the way, man.

well ultimately id prefer cremation, but my intent is to be buried with a bottle of rum with a metal cap, so in several years the cap erodes away and the worms get drunk

it is sorta a tradition here to be buried with a bottle

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