what is that list supposed to be
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_vampire_traits_in_folklore_and_fiction
@Lucienne d'Anwyl best husbandos
oh
sounds gay
it is
@Lucienne d'Anwyl quote: "alright, now let's do lists of 5 dudes from all of fiction that you would want to be your bro ("me and the boys" group)"
obv
as far as shapeshifters is concerned, maturity is the only factor
i c
um
no, list of dudes you'd want to be best buds with
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konstantinos XI palaiologos
vladimir III draculesti
vladimir putin
viktor orban
Finding cartoons attractive means you are broken. Change my mind
from all of *fiction* smh my head...
Yeah, traditional folklore says vamps have shapeshifting
Both European and Americans
if i said jesus would u slap me
Wow really?
Cool
wendigos are basically vampires iirc
Varney is kinda iffy tho
even stout Atheists admit Jesus existed lol
as is Carmilla
nah
Really?
the former doesn't shapeshift
have you talked to marushia
the latter shapeshifts into a giant cat
he thinks jesus was the biggest coverup in history
Really really really really really?
made by julius caesar or some shit
that's funny
hmm from fiction huh
