well mostly when I'm in the mood

Its the Coomer song

ask me when I'm driving or something and it'd be tougher

joker did you fail NNN day one?

no, but only because I had a fucking excruciating flu

I'm surprised that stopped you

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dude, you try getting a boner when you're dizzy, having muscle pains, and your abdomen is sore and aching from the contractions of coughing non stop for 19 hours straight

Texas micro-organisms don't fuck around

the flu is a straight up virus my guy

like, had a minor resurgeance for the last few days, mucous and shit came up so fast I fucking retched in a parking space

thank fuck everyone around here likes to keep their curtains closed 24/7

@Jokerfaic
Aight, here's my historical harem:
**And I'm kinda grasping at straws because I'm not really AWARE of all that many famous historical wahmen**
1) Marilyn Monroe
2) Elizabeth Taylor
3) Marion Maréchal
4) Tulsi Gabbard
5) Katherine Hepburn (Circa 1941)
6) Mary Magdalene
Honorary Mention: Cleopatra (though there's some debate among historians as to whether she was hot or not....so this is more of an honorary mention)
🤢

You might be wondering why I put Mary Magdalene

what part of just generally non-fictional women wasn't clear? you didn't have to restrict yourself and make it a difficult thing

you have a disappointing set of choices.

https://youtu.be/q5q77MQzU2Q

you literally picked the Kennedy Cum Dump bro

as your number 1

It's not in order of most attractive tho

doesn't matter

I only know Monroe from that list so I'll trust the others are at least passable

it's just the first off the top of my head

>Tulsi Gabbard
@Jokerfaic do you live under a rock bro

oh right, well whatever

I don't have my milf pokedex on me

it's on my laptop

something about politicians exempts them from my boners, can't really explain it

somewhere

why tho

What new degeneracy is this ?

this is a solid 8/10 bro

@Flavius Stilicho harems of non-fiction people

I was GOING to put Elvis

Ah

but decided to just to all wahmen

🤷‍♂️

Imagine not having Joan D’Arc

Was gonna

but then that's weird

she has a bowl cut