Message from @Goodwood of Dank™

Discord ID: 646192924652077076


2019-11-19 03:37:57 UTC  

Not if it's calamari.

2019-11-19 03:38:07 UTC  

Calamari is squid

2019-11-19 03:38:11 UTC  

I've had calamari poppers...on accident.

2019-11-19 03:38:13 UTC  

If it is octopus then it isn't calamari by definition.

2019-11-19 03:38:27 UTC  

I thought they were chicken nuggets.

2019-11-19 03:38:29 UTC  

just eat beef like normal people

2019-11-19 03:38:32 UTC  

But they tasted good.

2019-11-19 03:38:34 UTC  

wtf is wrong with you

2019-11-19 03:38:44 UTC  

Calamari poppers do taste great.

2019-11-19 03:38:56 UTC  

And the texture was nice.

2019-11-19 03:39:02 UTC  

I've had that raw octopus and eel they serve at sushi restaurants

2019-11-19 03:39:12 UTC  

jojo part 3 ending music is walking like an egyptian

2019-11-19 03:39:14 UTC  

If they're not overcooked. Most places I've had them available were overcooked.

2019-11-19 03:39:15 UTC  

The look on my face when I was told it was octopus, though...that was probably priceless.

2019-11-19 03:39:19 UTC  

my fucking sides

2019-11-19 03:39:37 UTC  

This was at a catered political event. So there was motivation to do them right.

2019-11-19 03:39:40 UTC  

Heh heh. Well, if it was calamari, *it wasn't octopus.*

2019-11-19 03:39:42 UTC  

and a character named after a vibrator

2019-11-19 03:39:45 UTC  

how about you eat octopussy instead like a chad

2019-11-19 03:39:52 UTC  

I love this fucking show

2019-11-19 03:39:58 UTC  

Oh, right. Squid, not octopus.

2019-11-19 03:39:59 UTC  

@Jokerfaic no one cares

2019-11-19 03:40:08 UTC  

Incel

2019-11-19 03:40:17 UTC  

too bad, never stopped me talking before

2019-11-19 03:40:17 UTC  

says the incel

2019-11-19 03:40:27 UTC  

Pot, kettle, black.

2019-11-19 03:40:33 UTC  

^

2019-11-19 03:40:35 UTC  

Octopus is a tiny bit softer. Usually more nuetral tasting than squid.

2019-11-19 03:40:45 UTC  

I lost my virginity at the age of 10

2019-11-19 03:40:46 UTC  

Good to know.

2019-11-19 03:40:50 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/646193135025913877/ginger_bread_halloween_costumes.jpg

2019-11-19 03:41:10 UTC  

..... huh

2019-11-19 03:41:25 UTC  

I'd fuck a gingerbread woman cosplay, I guess

2019-11-19 03:41:29 UTC  

that's red face you raycist

2019-11-19 03:41:41 UTC  

@Jokerfaic that's a fortnite costume

2019-11-19 03:41:49 UTC  

oh ewww, fuck, nvm

2019-11-19 03:41:51 UTC  

not a pedo

2019-11-19 03:42:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/646193442564866051/image0.jpg

2019-11-19 03:42:28 UTC  

and yes, adults in fortnite costumes is still pedophilia

2019-11-19 03:42:35 UTC  

clearly developmentally challenged