Message from @Jokerfaic

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2019-11-19 03:35:49 UTC  

Yup.

2019-11-19 03:36:30 UTC  

@Engineered Eldritch Catgirl my nut is so powerful it travels back in time to October, so I'm good

2019-11-19 03:36:38 UTC  

Sometimes the best parts of exotic cuisine aren't the flavor, the texture, or the skill of the chef that prepared it. It's the looks of horror of your tablemates when you unhesitatingly eat it.

2019-11-19 03:36:56 UTC  

No wonder you like bug pie.

2019-11-19 03:37:39 UTC  

I've had cricket lickits

2019-11-19 03:37:44 UTC  

Tiny octopus are a perfect blend of delicious and horror-inducing.

2019-11-19 03:37:57 UTC  

Not if it's calamari.

2019-11-19 03:38:07 UTC  

Calamari is squid

2019-11-19 03:38:11 UTC  

I've had calamari poppers...on accident.

2019-11-19 03:38:13 UTC  

If it is octopus then it isn't calamari by definition.

2019-11-19 03:38:27 UTC  

I thought they were chicken nuggets.

2019-11-19 03:38:29 UTC  

just eat beef like normal people

2019-11-19 03:38:32 UTC  

But they tasted good.

2019-11-19 03:38:34 UTC  

wtf is wrong with you

2019-11-19 03:38:44 UTC  

Calamari poppers do taste great.

2019-11-19 03:38:56 UTC  

And the texture was nice.

2019-11-19 03:39:02 UTC  

I've had that raw octopus and eel they serve at sushi restaurants

2019-11-19 03:39:12 UTC  

jojo part 3 ending music is walking like an egyptian

2019-11-19 03:39:14 UTC  

If they're not overcooked. Most places I've had them available were overcooked.

2019-11-19 03:39:15 UTC  

The look on my face when I was told it was octopus, though...that was probably priceless.

2019-11-19 03:39:19 UTC  

my fucking sides

2019-11-19 03:39:37 UTC  

This was at a catered political event. So there was motivation to do them right.

2019-11-19 03:39:40 UTC  

Heh heh. Well, if it was calamari, *it wasn't octopus.*

2019-11-19 03:39:42 UTC  

and a character named after a vibrator

2019-11-19 03:39:45 UTC  

how about you eat octopussy instead like a chad

2019-11-19 03:39:52 UTC  

I love this fucking show

2019-11-19 03:39:58 UTC  

Oh, right. Squid, not octopus.

2019-11-19 03:39:59 UTC  

@Jokerfaic no one cares

2019-11-19 03:40:08 UTC  

Incel

2019-11-19 03:40:17 UTC  

too bad, never stopped me talking before

2019-11-19 03:40:17 UTC  

says the incel

2019-11-19 03:40:27 UTC  

Pot, kettle, black.

2019-11-19 03:40:33 UTC  

^

2019-11-19 03:40:35 UTC  

Octopus is a tiny bit softer. Usually more nuetral tasting than squid.

2019-11-19 03:40:45 UTC  

I lost my virginity at the age of 10

2019-11-19 03:40:46 UTC  

Good to know.

2019-11-19 03:40:50 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/646193135025913877/ginger_bread_halloween_costumes.jpg

2019-11-19 03:41:10 UTC  

..... huh

2019-11-19 03:41:25 UTC  

I'd fuck a gingerbread woman cosplay, I guess

2019-11-19 03:41:29 UTC  

that's red face you raycist