He's got booming voice 'cause he's a boomer

oh god

the retard lefty brainwashed california CNN baby, went to college, and took PolSci

game over man

I regret fucking a chick thursday night

slept with her under false pretences (as in she lied to me to get me)

but unlike chicks im not a cunt and not gonna suddenly cry I was raped

I fucked up, got drunk and made a bad decision

you got laid, what's to regret?

unless you got some STD shut the fuck up

not like she left a baby in your prostate or something

How do you know?

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Still the point is, yeah I own it, I dun fucked up

and not everyone is a coomer dickbrain like yourself ❤️

virgin has to listen to men complain about getting pussy. no struggle is more real.

Trust me

Overhyped

Find yourself a nice lass who doesnt sleep with everything

trust me, you don't know what that fucking means

But then she won't sleep with you either <:hyperthink:462282519883284480>

Believe me when i say this

Nobody will ever please you

better than yourself

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24 years going and that still hasn't proven true

though ill admit titties are nice

Depends on what you want

Dont think so hard on it man, once youve done it you realize its not all its hyped to be

Sargon is a living fucking legend to take all that fucking bbc chick head on

nothing more tonedeaf than a sexually successful dude telling an adult virgin "nah, ain't worth it"

Id trade back my virginity in an instant

thick wall thy name is bbc

I want that back

tone

deaf

Osbornia realized he'll never be a wizard

everyone shut the fuck up it's a new half life game

Then I could go super religious and actually marry someone