Message from @Darth Painus
Discord ID: 641808799149195274
Brexit means brexit
Why would I keep my fapping secret? If I do it, no point in hiding the fact.
Guess Boomer was right afterall
Not entirely
Query: Surely you jest.
😉
Statement. One point. 😉
I'll grant you a slither
Maybe 1%
why do people like balgags
when insertion cags are so much better
😉
Statement: I do not know what this game is. And I refuse to play.
Expression of Fear* ^
Mood
a fucking classic
A riddle: A man alone in a prison cell hangs himself off a bunk bed that is shorter than him. How did he do it?
By two bullets to the back of the head
why is the white nationalist symbol a celtic cross
Answer: The Clintons.
Answer: The Illuminati funded by the Clintons.
the clintonati
Clintonati is a city in Ohio
Hillary Clinton has a death note tbh
for you?
Statement: I will never, ever self-terminate. It is beyond my capacity.
What did the entire cast of Game of Thrones know about Hillary Clinton?
that she was into bondage?
Objection, Jack: The Death Note can only work if the situation allows it to happen. If it cannot happen, it will lead to a heart attack instead.
@Lucienne d'Anwyl
-Green Goblin (Norman Osborn) cucked Spiderman and had kids with Gwen Stacy when she was probably like...16-17
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Sarah_Stacy_(Earth-616)
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Gabriel_Stacy_(Earth-616)
-Carol Danvers is like 35 years old, going by the sliding timescale. She's also technically a MILF (due to being raped by a version of Kang)
-Spiderman is like 30 years old, going by the sliding timescale
-There is unironically an Illuminati in the comics
-Charles Xavier (Professor X) lusted after a late-teens Jean Grey
Big spam
I still find it amusing that Hillary could literally text in an order to kill a bunch of people
Theory: the Clintons would be more powerful if no one knew who they were. There is too much attention on them for them to truly get away with things. Therefore I suspect someone else has the real power, and the Clintons are just their face.
Imagine being able to order death by text