I've heard of this. It's due to ants fucking themselves up by their pheromone trails - the problem is that it really just goes round so if no external thing alters their course, they will go round and round till they just go down.

Ants in your pants

I guess they still didn't evolve a debugger that fixes endless lööps

Ants in your pants crawling around your phone

Bite marks all around

The circle of pain

Getting sick ideas about this ngl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHJjpxFUbLs

That's what Muslims do around their box.

Muslims are just ants

Once ants evolve tiny suicide vests, we're all fucked

I'd imagine ants suiciding will feel like poppers on your skin

Also, exploding insects are a thing already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jG-JV4oA8I

The ant death spiral is pretty morbid tbh

Yes, but I suspect even relatively to size, the power of suicide vest would be greater than current exploding insects

Imagine ants evolve this bombardier method

I may be wrong, haven't done the math on this, but I'd like to assume it'd be something slightly more dangerous than that

Being sprayed with an insta-heating chemicals times billion

Now that's a nightmare fuel

It's likely that bullet ants are worse - the person says that bombardier beetle's attack is merely slightly painful, just like being hit with a drop of boiling water. Bullet ants supposedly hurt as much as being shot.

well, those ants have a stinger

after all ants are related to wasps

Combine the best/worst qualities of both for proper nightmare fuel.

Maybe add some viciousness and territoriality of africanized bee

Eat bugs, you racist

I'm an Australian and this is sounding nightmarish to me even

I just ate some japanese chicken curry I've made yesterday, I'm good

Eat bugs to stop climate change!

Also, eat people - wasn't that another thing some enlightened university prof suggested?

Imagine like unironically suggesting soylent green

commies taking 'gotta eat the rich' too literally

Not enough rich to go around, no wonder they all starve

True.

ooo

NGL

I would salty if I was Logan Paul

be salty*

-2 points from probably an ignorant blow

Otherwise he would win

oof