getting blackout drunk with pastis I’m not

At least he didn't say too old. >.>

girls try to get me drunk

They think you have money

nah they know i'm poor

not lately anyway, need to lose the weight

why try get you drunk

because i'm not an easy lay?

imagine lasting long enough for other people to get drunk

lightweights everywhere

smh

one got me too drunk once

couldn't er... function

what an odd thing to complain about, rainbow

@Ralin Storm I can get drunk wayyyy easier than you

aLSO ITS FREEZING OUTSIDE

I’m not used to this cold anymore

It's like it's winter outside and you're a midget

it's -5 at max

not even winter

Like for real dudes...beat your kids cause these disrespectful little shits need it
https://youtu.be/jIJXJYq4-zk

It’s 12 deg C outside and owwwwww

It's 2

Highs of 16 today 😦

Not 12

12 degrees? where tf are you?

canada?

it’s 12 for me

It's 7 here

@Ralin Storm Celsius

oh wait you said c

that’s 54F for Americans

lol 30

it was 5f last night here

now it's 23

interestingly enough, every Canadian I met so fsr used Celsius

i'll make you a deal

guess their British ancestry kicks in

where do you live a fucking frigid cave @Ralin Storm

you go fucking cold this winter to help us out