not paying attention

even better

its fragments of beef jerky

I’m the anti Amy Schumer

so stupid I’m funny

how old?

Great, I now have My Life & Gangsta's Paradise stuck in my head.

I’m 19

damnit too young

what for

;););)

getting blackout drunk with pastis I’m not

At least he didn't say too old. >.>

girls try to get me drunk

They think you have money

nah they know i'm poor

not lately anyway, need to lose the weight

why try get you drunk

because i'm not an easy lay?

imagine lasting long enough for other people to get drunk

lightweights everywhere

smh

one got me too drunk once

couldn't er... function

what an odd thing to complain about, rainbow

@Ralin Storm I can get drunk wayyyy easier than you

aLSO ITS FREEZING OUTSIDE

I’m not used to this cold anymore

It's like it's winter outside and you're a midget

it's -5 at max

not even winter

Like for real dudes...beat your kids cause these disrespectful little shits need it
https://youtu.be/jIJXJYq4-zk

It’s 12 deg C outside and owwwwww

It's 2

Highs of 16 today 😦

Not 12

12 degrees? where tf are you?

canada?

it’s 12 for me

It's 7 here