Message from @Samaritan

Discord ID: 634009993036824586


2019-10-16 12:47:12 UTC  

Spit it out

2019-10-16 12:47:20 UTC  

scale is a cock tease

2019-10-16 12:47:21 UTC  

CAST
Captain - Evil Captain Janeway
1st officer - Jadzia Dax
Weapons - Seven of Nine
Security - Odo
Comms - Garick
Helm - Tom Paris
Medical - EMH
Science - Evil EMH
Engineering - B'Elanna Torres
Rookie - Q junior
Wildcard - Intendant Kira Nerys

2019-10-16 12:47:34 UTC  

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2019-10-16 12:47:37 UTC  

Y’all are some fast nerds

2019-10-16 12:47:43 UTC  

This is the crew of voyager... if they took another another 3-5 years of hell before getting home.
Neelix, Chakotay and Harry Kim get killed. This changes people. Everyone loses their sense of humor.
Captain Janeway, so jaded and angry, has become the evil Janeway from the episode "Living Witness", getting her crew home by whatever means necessary, with no regard to morality.
Faced with one ethical dilemma after another that the EMH refuses to help with, Janeway orders Seven of Nine to have the EMH tweaked and manipulated into two separate entities, the good doctor (Original EMH) and the evil scientist (EMH from the living witness episode). The evil scientist and the good doctor butt heads often.

2019-10-16 12:47:54 UTC  

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2019-10-16 12:48:06 UTC  

Voyager was okay

2019-10-16 12:48:17 UTC  

Babylon V was aight

2019-10-16 12:48:26 UTC  

Seven of nine, having the Borgs vast knowledge of different species, becomes the weapons officer and kicks serious arse.
Tom and B'Elanna have an on again off again romance but eventually get married. They keep their positions on the helm and in engineering respectively.
Q junior, having the evil Janeway as a rolemodel, doesn't mature the way the continuum would like and ends up getting stuck on voyager. But they can't just kick him off the ship either... so he ends up joining the crew and annoying everyone.
Upon getting home to the Alpha quadrant they find (ignore the obvious timeline issues) the federation still at war with the Dominion, and things are going badly. Very badly. The reality of getting her crew home, only to find her home in ruins, sends her into a rage and she vows to destroy the Dominion at all costs, again with no regard to morality.
DS9 is crippled beyond repair and Benjamin Sisko is missing in action, presumed dead.

2019-10-16 12:48:29 UTC  

Babylon Bee

2019-10-16 12:48:32 UTC  

is even better

2019-10-16 12:48:38 UTC  

I also like mediocrity...

2019-10-16 12:48:40 UTC  

Why is it that the strong independent women are the ones taking out all the welfare checks?

2019-10-16 12:48:52 UTC  

Ok have fun kiddos, this is part of who I am to the machine

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2019-10-16 12:49:11 UTC  

Garick and Odo join the crew in the hopes of one day finding Benjamin alive. They arrange to steal/borrow a Romulan cloaking device and have it installed on Voyager.
After Worf and Kira Nerys die fighting the dominion, Jadzia Dax joins the crew and vows Klingon style bloody vengeance.
As they are leaving to go to the gamma quadrant, a transporter mishap brings intendant Kira from the alternate universe to the ship. Discovering that her main universe counterpart (possibly the only person she could ever have truly trusted) is dead, she too vows vengeance and joins the crew.
Throughout the series its heavily implied that intendant Kira and Captain Janeway have some kind of erotic, domme/sub relationship, but no one can ever verify it.
The whole series revolves around a malicious and deadly crew of battle hardened veterans ruthlessly dismantling the Dominion... piece by bloody piece.

2019-10-16 12:49:13 UTC  

oh, get more lube gog

2019-10-16 12:49:21 UTC  

I spy a faggot

2019-10-16 12:49:30 UTC  

le fgguites

2019-10-16 12:49:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/634010086322208791/Spood.gif

2019-10-16 12:49:44 UTC  

And before you ask, yes.
This is proposed series is... almost entirely a vehicle for sexy Trek ladies to be sexy and evil.

2019-10-16 12:49:47 UTC  

Is it against the rules?

2019-10-16 12:50:00 UTC  

Fuck I used to be terrified of spiders

2019-10-16 12:50:07 UTC  

You're going to give the Aussies a hard attack

2019-10-16 12:50:11 UTC  

@ClassicCityEnterprises the star-trek shit?

2019-10-16 12:50:16 UTC  

spiders here are cute

2019-10-16 12:50:22 UTC  

i usually pick em up with my hand

2019-10-16 12:50:32 UTC  

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck no no, what I posted I meant

2019-10-16 12:50:49 UTC  

probably not

2019-10-16 12:50:50 UTC  

I love this server so far

2019-10-16 12:50:51 UTC  

I cum on the spiders here

2019-10-16 12:50:56 UTC  

To assert dominance

2019-10-16 12:51:14 UTC  

In Australia we are taught as kids to lift the toilet seat and check for spiders before we sit down to shit

2019-10-16 12:51:20 UTC  

@ClassicCityEnterprises we are a proper group of degens, don't take anything here serious

2019-10-16 12:51:20 UTC  

True story

2019-10-16 12:51:31 UTC  

I think Sargoy needs to speak with me but I haven’t showered him with the required sheckels

2019-10-16 12:51:42 UTC  

dont