(hence: your attraction to shotacons and mommy GFs)

8-

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck just cause none of my female relatives are particularly attractive

@Danacrag are any of them above a 5/10?

@ClassicCityEnterprises your uni is too progressive and anti catholic anyways

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck hmmm mayhe when younger idk.

👀

so are all your female relatives OLDER?

Dude what country are you even in <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Tho rn they are fat or old

Dana's a brit AFAIK

All but my sister

I'll take what I can get

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Who could lose some pounds

Christ, how much does she weigh

hippo

Nah not hippo

Slightly too thicc but not disgustingly

what do ya estimate her BMI to be?

like 25, maybe?

God, I love it when I kill the chat <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

BMI is normal from around 18 to 22

fuck, the chat's not dead <:angrypepe:497157904743268363>

iirc

maybe 23

Bmi and bfp are different I think

@Danacrag Seek help.

Ik bfp, idk bmi

NIH says it's like 25

nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm

The hell is bfp

Big Friendly Penis

Idk like 26 for BMI for her

Not sure

@Scale_e I am too I'll already

>26

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck shes kind a neet

@Danacrag Eh?

ah, christ