Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 634024913870520350


2019-10-16 13:43:38 UTC  

@Danacrag don’t be jealous of that which you can’t see. 😜

2019-10-16 13:46:05 UTC  

Hang on can they do that

2019-10-16 13:46:17 UTC  

@Danacrag well then why did you say she was ugly?

2019-10-16 13:46:24 UTC  

that implies you WERE molested

2019-10-16 13:46:26 UTC  

I thought paypal and banks had a habit of saying fuckoff to chargebacks

2019-10-16 13:46:36 UTC  

(hence: your attraction to shotacons and mommy GFs)

2019-10-16 13:47:07 UTC  

8-

2019-10-16 13:47:23 UTC  

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck just cause none of my female relatives are particularly attractive

2019-10-16 13:47:34 UTC  

@Danacrag are any of them above a 5/10?

2019-10-16 13:47:39 UTC  

@ClassicCityEnterprises your uni is too progressive and anti catholic anyways

2019-10-16 13:47:52 UTC  

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck hmmm mayhe when younger idk.

2019-10-16 13:47:58 UTC  

👀

2019-10-16 13:48:05 UTC  

so are all your female relatives OLDER?

2019-10-16 13:48:05 UTC  

Dude what country are you even in <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-10-16 13:48:06 UTC  

Tho rn they are fat or old

2019-10-16 13:48:12 UTC  

Dana's a brit AFAIK

2019-10-16 13:48:18 UTC  

All but my sister

2019-10-16 13:48:27 UTC  

I'll take what I can get

2019-10-16 13:48:29 UTC  

<:powerful:595334910764515338>

2019-10-16 13:48:31 UTC  

Who could lose some pounds

2019-10-16 13:48:39 UTC  

Christ, how much does she weigh

2019-10-16 13:48:44 UTC  

hippo

2019-10-16 13:48:49 UTC  

Nah not hippo

2019-10-16 13:49:04 UTC  

Slightly too thicc but not disgustingly

2019-10-16 13:49:18 UTC  

what do ya estimate her BMI to be?

2019-10-16 13:49:25 UTC  

like 25, maybe?

2019-10-16 13:51:14 UTC  

God, I love it when I kill the chat <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-10-16 13:52:14 UTC  

BMI is normal from around 18 to 22

2019-10-16 13:52:18 UTC  

fuck, the chat's not dead <:angrypepe:497157904743268363>

2019-10-16 13:52:19 UTC  

iirc

2019-10-16 13:52:31 UTC  

maybe 23

2019-10-16 13:52:59 UTC  

Bmi and bfp are different I think

2019-10-16 13:53:03 UTC  

@Danacrag Seek help.

2019-10-16 13:53:09 UTC  

Ik bfp, idk bmi

2019-10-16 13:53:15 UTC  

NIH says it's like 25

2019-10-16 13:53:20 UTC  

The hell is bfp

2019-10-16 13:53:49 UTC  

Big Friendly Penis

2019-10-16 13:54:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/634026393709182977/1570893931904.png

2019-10-16 13:55:05 UTC  

Idk like 26 for BMI for her

2019-10-16 13:55:12 UTC  

Not sure