Message from @One Fire One Nail

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2019-08-05 17:56:48 UTC  

shut up, low iq ape

2019-08-05 17:57:08 UTC  

did anyone ever tell you you look like a pineapple

2019-08-05 18:18:50 UTC  

Look at the absolute nonsense this moonbrain is spouting

2019-08-05 18:19:00 UTC  

I guess that's what happens when your thoughts are gravity-impaired

2019-08-05 18:19:20 UTC  

They float all over the place with no rhyme or reason

2019-08-05 18:39:56 UTC  

My mentally ill dad nearly got us in a wreck arguing with me while he was driving for no reason

2019-08-05 18:41:12 UTC  

Are you okay

2019-08-05 18:41:32 UTC  

Kinda, he tried to hit me multiple times

2019-08-05 18:42:12 UTC  

Now he's driving like he's mad, very fast and erratic

2019-08-05 18:43:48 UTC  

Kinda want to get him arrested and drive his truck home

2019-08-05 18:44:44 UTC  

He's driving me to a therapist appointment so I'm just finna tell my therapist what happened

2019-08-05 18:54:29 UTC  

Damm

2019-08-05 18:54:53 UTC  

Just don’t Get Ayrton Senna’d

2019-08-05 19:05:24 UTC  

Hello and welcome to the zany adventures of good ol Uncle Joe. on today's epidsode : The adventures in the stan states

2019-08-05 19:07:07 UTC  

One day unlce joe was looking at the map of the USSR and he had an idea
uncle joe: " what if I just dam up both the rivers that feed the Aral sea, then we could irrigate the area around it and produce lots of cotton. oh what a smart man I am"

2019-08-05 19:07:50 UTC  

Uncle joe forgetting that the aral sea produced much of the USSR's fish supply and kept the local climate from becoming a desert

2019-08-05 19:08:02 UTC  

but who cares a gotta love some cotton

2019-08-05 19:08:54 UTC  

so once the rivers were dammed and the cotton was growing someone noticed that the sea was evaporating. and it kept on evaporating.

2019-08-05 19:09:22 UTC  

Now by this time uncle joe has rocked up to the pearly gates so he didn't know

2019-08-05 19:09:40 UTC  

but quite soon all the water disappeared and the fish died.

2019-08-05 19:09:59 UTC  

and once the lake was gone the area got hotter. MUCH hotter

2019-08-05 19:10:21 UTC  

almost like a desert ( cough cough )

2019-08-05 19:10:32 UTC  

now once the ares

2019-08-05 19:10:35 UTC  

area

2019-08-05 19:11:05 UTC  

was a desert someone noticed that the sandstorms and hot environment was killing all the cotton plants

2019-08-05 19:11:44 UTC  

so in the end the sea dried up, the area around ruined, the fish are all dead and all the cotton is gone

2019-08-05 19:12:06 UTC  

but hey just another day in the crazy adventures of Uncle Joe

2019-08-05 19:33:11 UTC  

the later parts only happened in the late 80s under economic liberalization

2019-08-05 19:37:49 UTC  

who made the decisions to dam up the rivers. wasn't Gorbachev

2019-08-05 19:44:07 UTC  

"In the 1960s and 1970s the Soviets started using the Amu Darya and the Syr Darya to irrigate extensive cotton fields in the Central Asian plain"

2019-08-05 19:45:59 UTC  

Nice going Krushchev/Brezhnev

2019-08-05 19:46:01 UTC  

<:CheLaughing:449938854678495242>

2019-08-05 19:49:44 UTC  

apart from the fact how it destroyed the aral sea

2019-08-05 19:50:43 UTC  

what actually happened

2019-08-05 19:52:33 UTC  

Yeah it fucked up when they diverted the rivers in the 60s

2019-08-05 19:54:03 UTC  

@Monolith so I guess the glorious leaders of the USSR can actually fuck up sometimes

2019-08-05 19:54:41 UTC  

>tfw non socialist leaders happen to be the ones who fuck things up

2019-08-05 19:54:57 UTC  

im not talking about them