Message from @Magnus the Rad

Discord ID: 608001027140223007


2019-08-05 17:18:38 UTC  

lol

2019-08-05 17:18:51 UTC  

5 hundred trillion birds killed

2019-08-05 17:19:11 UTC  

also mao drank all the water and causes a drought

2019-08-05 17:19:24 UTC  

which killed 60 gorillion

2019-08-05 17:20:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/308950154222895104/607986348607012943/37aunh.jpg

2019-08-05 17:21:37 UTC  

is they holding a mauser?

2019-08-05 17:25:17 UTC  

Imgflip

2019-08-05 17:26:13 UTC  

imgflip

2019-08-05 17:29:44 UTC  

Moskva-Pekin time

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/308950154222895104/607988625606705152/image0.jpg

2019-08-05 17:30:37 UTC  

stalin hated mao

2019-08-05 17:32:14 UTC  

Not exactly hate, more like rival

2019-08-05 17:51:43 UTC  

gravity affects iq level

2019-08-05 17:55:03 UTC  

no it doesnt

2019-08-05 17:55:09 UTC  

fucking misinformation spreader

2019-08-05 17:55:15 UTC  

go eat a fat fucking dick

2019-08-05 17:55:19 UTC  

t. moonbrain

2019-08-05 17:55:54 UTC  

sounds like someone's jealous their neurons aren't as tightly knit together

2019-08-05 17:56:48 UTC  

shut up, low iq ape

2019-08-05 17:57:08 UTC  

did anyone ever tell you you look like a pineapple

2019-08-05 18:18:50 UTC  

Look at the absolute nonsense this moonbrain is spouting

2019-08-05 18:19:00 UTC  

I guess that's what happens when your thoughts are gravity-impaired

2019-08-05 18:19:20 UTC  

They float all over the place with no rhyme or reason

2019-08-05 18:39:56 UTC  

My mentally ill dad nearly got us in a wreck arguing with me while he was driving for no reason

2019-08-05 18:41:12 UTC  

Are you okay

2019-08-05 18:41:32 UTC  

Kinda, he tried to hit me multiple times

2019-08-05 18:42:12 UTC  

Now he's driving like he's mad, very fast and erratic

2019-08-05 18:43:48 UTC  

Kinda want to get him arrested and drive his truck home

2019-08-05 18:44:44 UTC  

He's driving me to a therapist appointment so I'm just finna tell my therapist what happened

2019-08-05 18:54:29 UTC  

Damm

2019-08-05 18:54:53 UTC  

Just don’t Get Ayrton Senna’d

2019-08-05 19:05:24 UTC  

Hello and welcome to the zany adventures of good ol Uncle Joe. on today's epidsode : The adventures in the stan states

2019-08-05 19:07:07 UTC  

One day unlce joe was looking at the map of the USSR and he had an idea
uncle joe: " what if I just dam up both the rivers that feed the Aral sea, then we could irrigate the area around it and produce lots of cotton. oh what a smart man I am"

2019-08-05 19:07:50 UTC  

Uncle joe forgetting that the aral sea produced much of the USSR's fish supply and kept the local climate from becoming a desert

2019-08-05 19:08:02 UTC  

but who cares a gotta love some cotton

2019-08-05 19:08:54 UTC  

so once the rivers were dammed and the cotton was growing someone noticed that the sea was evaporating. and it kept on evaporating.

2019-08-05 19:09:22 UTC  

Now by this time uncle joe has rocked up to the pearly gates so he didn't know

2019-08-05 19:09:40 UTC  

but quite soon all the water disappeared and the fish died.

2019-08-05 19:09:59 UTC  

and once the lake was gone the area got hotter. MUCH hotter

2019-08-05 19:10:21 UTC  

almost like a desert ( cough cough )

2019-08-05 19:10:32 UTC  

now once the ares