made up what

Infosec folks, will suck any cock that payed em

i know that headcanon isnt true

just a joke

O lol

I like that term.

heh

i have lots of em

Basically the canon as you perceive it

I got one.

Alan Alda is always the same secret agent.

Every movie with john malkovich is taking place in Cameroon diaz' head

ahahahah

You like having friends, don't you? Assimilation turns us all into friends. In fact, it brings us so close together, we can hear each other's thoughts.

HOLY SHIT ALL THOSE FUCKING BONIES SOMEONE REMOVE IT REEE

@Anime Cat Oy are you named after the Kerning City from MapleStory?

@National Trotskyist Such a noble creature. A quality we sometimes lack. We will add your distinctiveness to our own.

oh shit!

antifa gonna be protesting in my own city!

@wiggles It's far more primitive than I expected.

I'm gonna go check it out, a small local communist militia may be there.

You think in such three-dimensional terms. How small you've become.

I don't understand how anyone could prefer a crude environment to Borg perfection.

Wow, antifa really is just a bunch of pissy babies throwing a fit

@everyone the left is a cancer, you should all kill yourselves, save your parents the disappointment

@A FUCKING LEAF Small words from a small being, trying to attack what it doesn't understand.

I immediately regret starting this war, had i known the borg was part of the left

Only one thing left to do, assimilate

They've corrupted you. But the damage can be repaired.

But everything i know, has it all been a lie? Have i been wrong this whole time?

We used to be exactly like them. Flawed, weak, organic. But we evolved to include the synthetic. Now we use both to attain perfection.

Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service us.

Guys, I think we may need to assimilate

@steved You will become one with the Borg.

That does sound nice, but what if i refuse to give up who i am, give up my humanity?

@A FUCKING LEAF Brave words. I've heard them before, from thousands of species across thousands of worlds, since long before you were created, but now, they are all Borg.

@A FUCKING LEAF Left is still good, but 1st world one is cringy. Learn into MTW.

t. Jason Unruhe.

You mean the borg has destroyed, no, "assimilated" thousands of species, billions of organisms. Do you even keep a record of all the species you assimilate?