i want to learn to be christian

why wont you help me

You are dodgin the question, Niggy

Answer me like a real intelligent man

you need the bible, amigo

i did tho

and from it

I concluded that I am unitarian

so do I go to heaven

no

not without ***BIBLE***

I'll beleive in god just in case

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cuz ya know, you don't wanna end up in hell man

yeah they twist your nipples in hell

why not become muslim them

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argumentum_ad_baculum

then

Chopin is going to hell

why not believe in islam

I have been brainwashed by old literature and the confused minds of pre industrial peoples

look at me

i'm special

you are going to desert hell

even hotter than arabian desert

jesus is the only way

no

muhammad is

once he came to me in a dream and said that he was

funny

muhammad did the same

prove that chopin

Hey I'm a white male who have grown up in a rich family and I want to feel smart so I'll become an athiest

every morning i am chopin my meat up for my tacos. I sell them 50 cents a peice. is this what inspires your name?

PHOSPHENES,

WOW BIG WORDS

praise the flying spaghetti monster, may you be touched by his noodly appendages

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man

UPPERCASE

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