Message from @Ilya Muromets
Discord ID: 341826165654290432
Yes
It's a juicy one
Yup
Tell me all your secrets.
Hang on. It's going to take a minute to type.
Heart reacts only.
@FairUse WA after i listened to it, i nearly died in a car wreck, had a tire blow out going down a mountain in a thunderstorm, spun out of control went off highway towards edge of cliff, and somehow was able to jump it back on to the road jerking the wheel and E brake hardcore at the same time and save myself. had to limp on a spare to a small town and get a new tire, but it was intense. Apologies if you already read my post in other server.
Holy moly
How did it save you then?
Wait, what? Are you okay, Ilya?
Did you do a cool trick?
@FairUse WA I'm not sure yet. I was shaking for a few hours after i had everything squared away. I'm gonna need a few days to process this.
Yeah I'm unharmed.
I jason stathamed my car from going off a cliff spinning off the highway going down a mountain after a tire blew out
Nothing sharpens a mans wits like a near death experience. I've had my share
I'm glad you're still with us. Hallelujah. 😟
Listen. It might be time to stop sniffing glue in the car, bro.
https://mic.com/articles/183101/alt-right-mascot-regrets-everything-says-he-made-a-horrible-mistake#.Sy4DvBZUP
John "Based Spartan" Turano is a cuck.
@Ilya Muromets While you're processing this, and in a fragile emotional state, I have to tell you one thing as a man who loves the word of God. And it's this. Speaking of dangerous journeys, I'm trying to raise a few bucks to get to Charlottesville. Maybe this is God's way of... what? What's wrong with that? I'm trying to tell him it's angels, man. 😂
hahahahahahahahahahaha
No reason to be emotionally fragile. Just process what you did wrong and what you could have done better and learn from the experience.
Yeah. No more cheap mexican tires.
Being fragile is for cucks
@Reichsfuhrer SS Ruslan i didnt do anything wrong, a tire just blew up in the worst situation possible, and i saved the day. And yeah @FairUse WA I'm getting new tires after that, they looked fine but F
Why'd the tire blow out, when's the last time you checked if
@Reichsfuhrer SS Ruslan I'm used to almost dying and becoming more powerful. This was just intense as hell
Were you driving on a particularly hazardous road
Before I started driving
it was a standard highway
Quite difficult for a tire to just blow out on itself
well it did
Hmm. Well glad your safe anyway goy
ive never had one blow on me before besides when i had a buick century as a teen
Idk who else I'd shitpost with
i always inspect them
How much tread did yI u have left?
most of it
Well shit. I guess you are just unlucky