Nothing sharpens a mans wits like a near death experience. I've had my share

I'm glad you're still with us. Hallelujah. 😟

Listen. It might be time to stop sniffing glue in the car, bro.

https://mic.com/articles/183101/alt-right-mascot-regrets-everything-says-he-made-a-horrible-mistake#.Sy4DvBZUP

John "Based Spartan" Turano is a cuck.

@Ilya Muromets While you're processing this, and in a fragile emotional state, I have to tell you one thing as a man who loves the word of God. And it's this. Speaking of dangerous journeys, I'm trying to raise a few bucks to get to Charlottesville. Maybe this is God's way of... what? What's wrong with that? I'm trying to tell him it's angels, man. 😂

@FairUse WA haha it could have been my dog's farts. But shoot me a PM on how to help

@Ilya Muromets

hahahahahahahahahahaha

No reason to be emotionally fragile. Just process what you did wrong and what you could have done better and learn from the experience.

Yeah. No more cheap mexican tires.

Being fragile is for cucks

@Reichsfuhrer SS Ruslan i didnt do anything wrong, a tire just blew up in the worst situation possible, and i saved the day. And yeah @FairUse WA I'm getting new tires after that, they looked fine but F

Why'd the tire blow out, when's the last time you checked if

@Reichsfuhrer SS Ruslan I'm used to almost dying and becoming more powerful. This was just intense as hell

Were you driving on a particularly hazardous road

Before I started driving

it was a standard highway

Quite difficult for a tire to just blow out on itself

well it did

Hmm. Well glad your safe anyway goy

ive never had one blow on me before besides when i had a buick century as a teen

Idk who else I'd shitpost with

i always inspect them

How much tread did yI u have left?

most of it

Well shit. I guess you are just unlucky

no.

How's the axle?

if i was unlucky, i would have went off the cliff

fine

i just bent a rim

gonna buy a new wheel

Shit you pulled out of that pretty lucky

yeah

St. Roof was watching over me

Praise be unto him

Whew

Had to copy and paste

Tedium what the heck. When you gonna do that thing

Shit was too long.

I'm starting part 2 now nigger