hey buddy.

Hello

did you see what i posted?

Therefore speak I to them in parables: because they seeing see not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand.

Fair Use gets it

Why is this so funny?

Zelda killed 6 gorillion jews!

Ocarina of Time redpilled us all!

10:6 King Rehoboam consulted with the older advisers who had served his father Solomon when he had been alive. He asked them, “How do you advise me to answer these people?” 10:7 They said to him, “If you are fair to these people, grant their request, and are cordial to them, they will be your servants from this time forward.”

the bible is fun

"In the days of those kings the God of heaven will set up a kingdom which will never be destroyed, and that kingdom will not be left for another people; it will crush and put an end to all these kingdoms, but it will itself endure forever. "Inasmuch as you saw that a stone was cut out of the mountain without hands and that it crushed the iron, the bronze, the clay, the silver and the gold, the great God has made known to the king what will take place in the future; so the dream is true and its interpretation is trustworthy."

You guys want to know a secret?

Yes

It's a juicy one

Yup

Tell me all your secrets.

Hang on. It's going to take a minute to type.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/08/01/campus-carry-texas/527717001/

Hey Texas!

Heart reacts only.

@FairUse WA after i listened to it, i nearly died in a car wreck, had a tire blow out going down a mountain in a thunderstorm, spun out of control went off highway towards edge of cliff, and somehow was able to jump it back on to the road jerking the wheel and E brake hardcore at the same time and save myself. had to limp on a spare to a small town and get a new tire, but it was intense. Apologies if you already read my post in other server.

Holy moly

How did it save you then?

Wait, what? Are you okay, Ilya?

Did you do a cool trick?

@FairUse WA I'm not sure yet. I was shaking for a few hours after i had everything squared away. I'm gonna need a few days to process this.

Yeah I'm unharmed.

I jason stathamed my car from going off a cliff spinning off the highway going down a mountain after a tire blew out

Nothing sharpens a mans wits like a near death experience. I've had my share

I'm glad you're still with us. Hallelujah. 😟

Listen. It might be time to stop sniffing glue in the car, bro.

https://mic.com/articles/183101/alt-right-mascot-regrets-everything-says-he-made-a-horrible-mistake#.Sy4DvBZUP

John "Based Spartan" Turano is a cuck.

@Ilya Muromets While you're processing this, and in a fragile emotional state, I have to tell you one thing as a man who loves the word of God. And it's this. Speaking of dangerous journeys, I'm trying to raise a few bucks to get to Charlottesville. Maybe this is God's way of... what? What's wrong with that? I'm trying to tell him it's angels, man. 😂

@FairUse WA haha it could have been my dog's farts. But shoot me a PM on how to help

@Ilya Muromets

hahahahahahahahahahaha

No reason to be emotionally fragile. Just process what you did wrong and what you could have done better and learn from the experience.

Yeah. No more cheap mexican tires.