Message from @Deleted User

Discord ID: 363360152042340356


2017-09-29 12:56:35 UTC  

HI,

Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My PENIS farts. This is what my latest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarrassing this is to me.

It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my PENIS can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm.

This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesn't hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women don't say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it.

I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare.

My question is: Are my the only one. Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I don't feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it.

How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but PENIS farted?

Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finally needed a woman's opinion.

Thank you for your help and concern. Best Wishes

2017-09-29 14:18:39 UTC  

do images work here?

2017-09-29 16:09:35 UTC  

hallo gomrads :--D

2017-09-29 16:12:50 UTC  

a-anyone here

2017-09-29 16:13:06 UTC  

no fuck off

2017-09-29 16:13:11 UTC  

oh ok

2017-09-29 16:13:17 UTC  

faggot

2017-09-29 16:13:26 UTC  

nice

2017-09-29 16:14:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/308950154222895104/363357807900229652/MybG6BQ.png

2017-09-29 16:14:20 UTC  

ah they work now

2017-09-29 16:17:26 UTC  

After getting rid of capitalism, what would replace it?

2017-09-29 16:17:54 UTC  

anarcho-capitalism <:bour:313709044957315082>

2017-09-29 16:18:02 UTC  

jesus christ

2017-09-29 16:19:11 UTC  

Would Communism only work if the entire world followed communism. I feel as though Capitalism screws alot of people over, and would try to extuinguish any thought of communism should it arise, and then force it to fail.

2017-09-29 16:20:04 UTC  

🅱reddy sim🅱le

2017-09-29 16:20:35 UTC  

when capitalism fails, fascism appears to stop any communism

2017-09-29 16:21:19 UTC  

I feel as though if Communists tried to to count to 5 on an image board, anracho capitalists and capitalist would go in and throw in rediculous numbers and just after everyone counts to 3, the whole image board goes nuts ,and eventually everyone is trying to count to 5 but capitalists wont have it, they have to fuck it up.

2017-09-29 16:22:19 UTC  

basically

2017-09-29 16:22:34 UTC  

capitalists are bad guys

2017-09-29 16:23:31 UTC  

@Deleted User Rick and mart is possibly one of the worst memes that the left has made.

2017-09-29 16:24:23 UTC  

You gotta *uurp* seize the m-means of production Morty!

2017-09-29 16:25:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/308950154222895104/363360526677311499/CaU9YNDWEAIMSj1.jpg

2017-09-29 16:26:34 UTC  

Reminder that this was the origin of dick and mart.

2017-09-29 16:28:50 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/308950154222895104/363361492361412609/cmon-morty-we.jpg

2017-09-29 16:55:34 UTC  

*buys another beach house*

2017-09-29 19:48:32 UTC  

@InternetThug#1628 im guessing you enjoy shoving stuff up your dickhole a bit too much

2017-09-29 20:01:47 UTC  

tfw when you hate niggers but you act like one

2017-09-29 20:06:33 UTC  

Whiggers?

2017-09-29 20:29:32 UTC  

Nigga

2017-09-29 20:29:36 UTC  

We iz all kangz

2017-09-29 20:29:40 UTC  
2017-09-29 20:29:44 UTC  
2017-09-29 20:29:56 UTC  
2017-09-29 20:30:00 UTC  

@Timo)))#2103

2017-09-29 20:30:05 UTC  

@nah#8335

2017-09-29 20:30:21 UTC  

Yall nigguz know u iz once used to be black right

2017-09-29 20:30:29 UTC  

We iz all came from Africa

2017-09-29 20:30:36 UTC  

We wuz Egyptian kangz

2017-09-29 20:30:41 UTC  

Everyone was black