Jesus was pro-BBQ on the JQ

@Tedium Don't make me call your bluff and give you a platform. I'll get you on a fundraising telethon.

do it you won't

haha, remember that awesome Trump billboard someone put up in AZ?

clown gif reminded me of that

hey thomas

I'll load up an 8-hour livestream.

HEY @Thomas Ryan

EXODUS AMERICANUS 79 was great, i think it saved me from dying today

...

I guess I'll have to throw a tantrum

What?

hey buddy.

Hello

did you see what i posted?

Therefore speak I to them in parables: because they seeing see not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand.

Fair Use gets it

Why is this so funny?

Zelda killed 6 gorillion jews!

Ocarina of Time redpilled us all!

10:6 King Rehoboam consulted with the older advisers who had served his father Solomon when he had been alive. He asked them, “How do you advise me to answer these people?” 10:7 They said to him, “If you are fair to these people, grant their request, and are cordial to them, they will be your servants from this time forward.”

the bible is fun

"In the days of those kings the God of heaven will set up a kingdom which will never be destroyed, and that kingdom will not be left for another people; it will crush and put an end to all these kingdoms, but it will itself endure forever. "Inasmuch as you saw that a stone was cut out of the mountain without hands and that it crushed the iron, the bronze, the clay, the silver and the gold, the great God has made known to the king what will take place in the future; so the dream is true and its interpretation is trustworthy."

You guys want to know a secret?

Yes

It's a juicy one

Yup

Tell me all your secrets.

Hang on. It's going to take a minute to type.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/08/01/campus-carry-texas/527717001/

Hey Texas!

Heart reacts only.

@FairUse WA after i listened to it, i nearly died in a car wreck, had a tire blow out going down a mountain in a thunderstorm, spun out of control went off highway towards edge of cliff, and somehow was able to jump it back on to the road jerking the wheel and E brake hardcore at the same time and save myself. had to limp on a spare to a small town and get a new tire, but it was intense. Apologies if you already read my post in other server.

Holy moly

How did it save you then?