i gotta peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

but i ca n t

Pee bitch

bc

@piss drinkers

id have to

God damn

untuck

my shirt

and that takes alotta work

to tuck in

Damn tubby must suck

I remember watching a movie about that

Fat people cant wipe

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its not bc im tubby

its a really oversized shirt

and if i dont tuck right it looks lumpy

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A kid was born just for her bone marrow to be used to save her sister with cancer

@lexi get one of those fake penises

Yea

made of plastic

that work like a tube

There’s a movie about it

lol

brb my friends gf wants sex and i still gotta pick up my Mclaren

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@Kanye 3th world problems

ok?

Nice

Chic Fil-A chicken gotta b da pussy part of da bird because dat shit taste mad good wtf

https://youtu.be/JyGGLB542ks

shitstorm coming

3 words after sex

@Floozie old news faggot

that’s enough dad

After sex my girlfriend says my pepe is too small

HAS ANYONE WATCHED “I AM A KILLER” ON NETFLIX