Hit Me In My Face
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also turn on dark mode you fucking inbred
sep really bout ugly as shit thats crazy
your mom thinks im cute pwussy boi
I could beat anyone in this server in unarmed combat
imma be real ion know who half these losers are lol
All of you are below me as people
well yeah of course its a man where the titties at
I can already tell your iq single digits
I literally made this server whore
wonder what they're talking about
niggas call me pussy but wont fuck me to prove it
lol i dont even have a dog more on
atleast i get a free dog out of it
check <#537792349863149598> for a fun surprise
I don't see it in the rules retard boy
once again i am being attacked for presenting new ideas
hey zuckles remember that pic of sticc
wanna act like that on the internet but bet you wouldn't keep that energy irl
he doesn't get muted for spam but i do for sending two links!
how you awkard irl like nigga just go outside
@zuckleslover mmmm, horny... You look terrific. You look delicious. I wanna snack on you tonight, you're pretty around the mouth. I got admit something: I am getting hot around you... Just like the way your body looks... you're turning us all on around here, I'm going nuts. I wanna get in that... You know what I'm saying? You're looking hot... H-O-T, okay? Man, I've been walkin' around here and somethin' smells good I don't know if it's my burrito or your vagine but it's turnin' me on... I wanna get wet with you. I had to rub one out earlier thinkin' about you. You look real trim down there, real tight. Get me wet downtown. I can almost taste it right here in front of me. I wanna dine on you tonight. Table for two huh? Save me a bite. Good enough to eat I just wanna get in that! Man, you're sexy. Gettin' me horny! I was sittin' in my office thinkin' about tongue kissin' ya all night long. I wanna bury my bald head between those rolls! Naughty me... I wanna make a film of me and you... I wanna hop on top of you; and get goofy! You're turning me on... you get that? smooch smooch I wanna get my tongue everywhere in there. Okay? Pee on ya. Yeah I wanna get fuckin' dirty. Roll around in some trash with ya. You take care of yourself down there? You clean? ... I am gonna take you apart ... I'd pet you like a little cat. Mmmm. Gonna roll you around and tar and feather you. I wanna fuck you. I'm a married man, but I want you. I wanna give you a son. I'm not gonna use protection. But I'm very small. Listen, I can't maintain an erection, but I can cum. I'll perform oral on you, okay? I'm gonna do it slow, it's gonna take all night. And I don't ask for anything in return...
i want to grip your cock between my fingers. then im gonna start jerking it. slowly at first, but ill gradually increase the pace, until im going from ball to shaft in less than a millisecond. your cock will be glistening from the lube and from my spit, and ill have no problem swallowing every last drop of your cum. then its your turn to fuck me. dont tease me, just put it in and go to town. punish me. ive been a naughty boy and i deserve a naughty dick. cum in my ass, then eat it out and cumswap it back to me. then well kiss to finish off the magical night.
im gonna grab your cock. But ill be choking it. Showing it, what it will be doing to me. I start with a few calm licks around the shaft, warming it up. Then my lips wrap around it, like its a juul. Gwak gwak gwak fills the empty silence in the air. Im ready. Down my throat i shove it. Im choking, i cant breath, but the show must go on. I must go above amd beyond, i must. I shove it even farther, its tickling my ribs. Even farther. I shove it into my lungs and you cum in my lungs. I punch myself in the stomach throwing up a mix of digested food, cum, and blood. Tasty i think. But i cant have all the fun. I grab your jaw open it, and force feed you the mix. You swallow it with pride and happiness. theres some
As we soothingly lay in bed I slide my hand down your thighs sending tingles and chills down your back. You squirm as I start to rub your clitoris. Your dripping and the thought of my hand entering your body, so I go inside, it’s warm, wet and wonderful. We make sweet love all night until the sun comes up, the room stinks of sweat and body odor, but that’s the price of love. We lay face up next to each other both exhausted from what had just happened, we fall asleep with a smile on our faces, the bed soaked but we don’t care and we sleep the day away.
slide my fur cock against yours and rubs them together while using your spit as lube, then i'd flip you over and start pounding your cheeks so hard that the box started to break apart freeing us. throwing you on the bed while my giant furcock is still inside of you i hear you orgasm and see your cummies land on the bed, i pull you back and spoon feed you your own cummies and proceed to make out with you
The exact moment I knew I was gay is when I first started watching SpongeBob. I didn't know what it was about him that made me want him so badly, but every time an episode came on my dick became rock solid. I knew I wanted to do more than merely watch this sponge. I wanted to fuck his tight little juicy asshole. For years, I dreamed of pounding him from behind and filling him with my cum and watching it drip out of his pores. However, no matter how many times I choked my chicken to the mere thought of him, my lust for this sexy succulent sea sponge could not be satisfied. I tried everything, body pillows, dolls, even hiring a prostitute to dress up in a SpongeBob costume and suck my cock. Nothing was good enough. So, I made it my number one goal to create a hyper-realistic SpongeBob sex doll, so my fantasies could finally be brought to life. No longer will those who also have a unquenchable thirst for Mr. SquarePants have to dream of releasing their sticky seed inside of his anal cavity, for they can now enjoy the real thing. But, creating this sex doll would not be an easy task, and this I knew. That's why I need your help to fund this Kickstarter. For donating $20, you get a T-shirt that says "I'm gay for SpongeBob SquarePants." For $40, you get the shirt and a coffee cup decorated with the finest SpongeBob rule 34. For $60, you get SpongeBob anal beads. For $100, you get a SpongeBob fleshlight that you can jizz in or whatever, plus all the other shit. Anything less than $20, and I'll just cum in a shoe box and mail it to your door, because fuck you I don't need your peasant change. I would like to make the world a better place with this SpongeBob sex doll, because I believe that everyone deserves the right to stick their dick in a fictional sponge from a kid's show.
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