https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjZmH16srEQ

i jump into my colors on the way to the liquour store only other times im completely bonkers insane crazy

i eat children and kids but only by accidends

im not insane enough

going to school in 2019 Jebaited

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57hVZFQTiaw

im a professional demon hunter, if demons or ghosts are plaguing you i can give some tested advice on easy remedies for only 100 euro and if you have a serious infestation and want me to come check your house its 5000 euro (flight and travel included)

dms me

i love spiders

my only friends

and birds

yea look below a spider net there is usualy lots of killed flys

no spiders are dangerous here to humans

i got an alien spider as a pet

she mostly chillin in another dimension though

nah im serious

dont lip or ill send my spider

i like those jumping lil wolf spiders we have around here

eww i wwish i could drink jäger but i just cant anymore

https://youtu.be/KEyZrIs2yHA?list=PLNY6KI6-NQFbk2716DBVrb3TH7R_9uBZT

https://youtu.be/KEyZrIs2yHA?list=PLNY6KI6-NQFbk2716DBVrb3TH7R_9uBZT

why soccer players get some much money its not adding up to ad yields

i did that all my life nobody paying me 50 million a year

i would love a burito but we got no mexican food joints here

i told my dad today that my mom could be replaced by a 200 euro/month maid

because she is worthless shit

he was bringing home some food he bought for him to have a meal

i cant watch that shit

if you got a man that works like 9 hours a day at least make him a meal and bake some nice cake sometimes

she doesnt even go grocery shopping she basicaly just exists

i hate that bitch

she called me names when i was telling my day that i feel sorry for him keeping up with such a useless woman for working his ass of

my dad

cant watch that shit without being quiet

https://youtu.be/KEyZrIs2yHA?list=PLNY6KI6-NQFbk2716DBVrb3TH7R_9uBZT

its actualy 3000

dna types

im in so many servers i dont notice if one is deleted

i get banned all the time and im like whoops where did that server go

not knowing why i got banned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyMpfh0x0EY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7hfKrJWUwk

me when the drugs dont kick in

im a professional demon hunter, inquire to [email protected] for some simple remedies to fuck those bitches up

100 euro only for the basics

you cant capture them only silence them and fight back

nah they dont do porn because they can not

only negative emotions they have no capacity for good feelings

thats why they latch onto you to harvest those feelings

message me [email protected] only 100 euro for some simple remedies

my hobby is punching unsuspecting people in the face, i need helps

im male capricorn ehy

im a 3 month early baby though i dont acutauly know my birthdate only the date i got "dropped"

i can read netherlandish

i learned my dutch reading skills from ingridients lists of groceries

yep

very similar to german

dutch is like german affter 10 beers and 5 joints

omg this beer tastes so bad how is it even allowed to be sold in germany

its like drinking soap water

[email protected] for cheap advice on how to silence demons

nothing scares me

its becoming a real problem to choose one of those girls on the internet

they all so cute

my poor dad is stuck with this dumb bitch i dont even call my mom, does nothing but vaccuming you couldf replace her with a 200 euro maid, cant cook, cant bake, does not accept any advise and she is ugly

and my dad works his ass off 9 hours a day

mhhmminerals

who is that ?

oh fffuck this beer tastes so bad i dont even know how they manage to get dishwasher water in there

i only drink beer never water

im a vampire

but this cheap beer man it taastes like its brewed with dishwashing water

i even emailed them about how shit their beer tastes but got no answer :/

im blocking you for posting the same shitty image

get the fuck outha here

im 283

i am 283 years old still 17 at mind im dumb as shit

i dont even talk to girls on the internet :/

i am 17 and never grow up

send money to [email protected] by paypal

ill give blessings and be open to help on demon infestiations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEjY6BELn_Q

nah hip hop is like kanye andd jayz and shit

thats pop not rap

hip pop

my stepmom is shit not even worth getting angry about her

guys guys dont stay with crappy women who do not even get you a meal when you get home from work

the sun god

high 5

byyeee brah

nice

i dont drink brandy tough i keep away from everything grape except grape soda

i like brand vodka and cheap whiskey

yeah smirnoff vodka was on sale last week only 9 euro

15 normaly

would love some hennesy but 33 euro ffor a bottle is too much for me

you can get like 3 bottles of johnny walker red label for that price

la seems fuun but i dunno

seems overdone

everybody wanna go to la