Message from Reichsfuhrer SS Ruslan in Southern Front #general

2017-08-01 06:02:11 UTC  

Tell me all your secrets.

2017-08-01 06:02:54 UTC  

Hang on. It's going to take a minute to type.

2017-08-01 06:03:22 UTC  

Heart reacts only.

2017-08-01 06:05:12 UTC  

@FairUse WA after i listened to it, i nearly died in a car wreck, had a tire blow out going down a mountain in a thunderstorm, spun out of control went off highway towards edge of cliff, and somehow was able to jump it back on to the road jerking the wheel and E brake hardcore at the same time and save myself. had to limp on a spare to a small town and get a new tire, but it was intense. Apologies if you already read my post in other server.

2017-08-01 06:06:01 UTC  

Holy moly

2017-08-01 06:06:15 UTC  

How did it save you then?

2017-08-01 06:07:32 UTC  

Wait, what? Are you okay, Ilya?

2017-08-01 06:09:32 UTC  

Did you do a cool trick?

2017-08-01 06:09:32 UTC  

@FairUse WA I'm not sure yet. I was shaking for a few hours after i had everything squared away. I'm gonna need a few days to process this.

2017-08-01 06:09:40 UTC  

Yeah I'm unharmed.

2017-08-01 06:10:20 UTC  

I jason stathamed my car from going off a cliff spinning off the highway going down a mountain after a tire blew out

2017-08-01 06:10:37 UTC  

Nothing sharpens a mans wits like a near death experience. I've had my share

2017-08-01 06:11:18 UTC  

I'm glad you're still with us. Hallelujah. 😟

2017-08-01 06:11:36 UTC  

Listen. It might be time to stop sniffing glue in the car, bro.

2017-08-01 06:13:42 UTC  

@Ilya Muromets While you're processing this, and in a fragile emotional state, I have to tell you one thing as a man who loves the word of God. And it's this. Speaking of dangerous journeys, I'm trying to raise a few bucks to get to Charlottesville. Maybe this is God's way of... what? What's wrong with that? I'm trying to tell him it's angels, man. 😂

2017-08-01 06:15:08 UTC  

@FairUse WA haha it could have been my dog's farts. But shoot me a PM on how to help

2017-08-01 06:15:14 UTC

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2017-08-01 06:15:32 UTC  

No reason to be emotionally fragile. Just process what you did wrong and what you could have done better and learn from the experience.

2017-08-01 06:15:55 UTC  

Yeah. No more cheap mexican tires.

2017-08-01 06:16:13 UTC  

Being fragile is for cucks

2017-08-01 06:16:36 UTC  

@Reichsfuhrer SS Ruslan i didnt do anything wrong, a tire just blew up in the worst situation possible, and i saved the day. And yeah @FairUse WA I'm getting new tires after that, they looked fine but F

2017-08-01 06:16:55 UTC  

Why'd the tire blow out, when's the last time you checked if

2017-08-01 06:17:04 UTC  

@Reichsfuhrer SS Ruslan I'm used to almost dying and becoming more powerful. This was just intense as hell

2017-08-01 06:17:15 UTC  

Were you driving on a particularly hazardous road

2017-08-01 06:17:15 UTC  

Before I started driving

2017-08-01 06:17:26 UTC  

it was a standard highway

2017-08-01 06:17:39 UTC  

Quite difficult for a tire to just blow out on itself

2017-08-01 06:17:58 UTC  

well it did

2017-08-01 06:18:11 UTC  

Hmm. Well glad your safe anyway goy

2017-08-01 06:18:20 UTC  

ive never had one blow on me before besides when i had a buick century as a teen

2017-08-01 06:18:20 UTC  

Idk who else I'd shitpost with

2017-08-01 06:18:36 UTC  

i always inspect them

2017-08-01 06:19:18 UTC  

How much tread did yI u have left?

2017-08-01 06:19:29 UTC  

most of it

2017-08-01 06:19:43 UTC  

Well shit. I guess you are just unlucky

2017-08-01 06:19:49 UTC  


2017-08-01 06:19:58 UTC  

How's the axle?

2017-08-01 06:19:59 UTC  

if i was unlucky, i would have went off the cliff