My favorite is chocolate cream pie

So hecking good

i mean i was making a joke but my actual favorite pie is definitely apple pie

Pecan pie

my dad loves pecan, and i partially agree with you. It's just so easy to ruin by making it *too* sweet

cherry pie is my favorite, i don't know why but it just is.

pecan pie ez

Pecan is Superior to all other kinds of pie.

Neither.

Y’all like nuts on your pie?! That’s kinda sus bro ngl

My favorite pie is raspberry pi <:ZedDecaprio:784198104646811668>

Fr though apple is the bomb

Also I'd way rather find a dead body, the murderer might turn on me if I was there

If I was a witness to a deadly assault then I’d be questioned by the police. If I’m questioned by the police I’ll have to admit that time in 2009 when I partook in illegally recording songs on the radio with my mom’s cassette tape recorder to playback later

And I can’t let that happen

So I’ll just have to pick finding a random dead body instead

☝️

finding a random dead body means i may be framed

witnessing an assault means i can still catch the killer/assault-er

but i'd also may be assault so...................

you can be framed if you witness an assault too

circumstantial evidence can screw you over sometimes

it's all circumstantial

Why would you have to admit that

I was thinking that

If you find a dead body and report it to the police

You'll be an instant suspect

Especially if you tamper with the crime scene

true. either way you're getting screwed. but for the first one you can at least film it or something

Also with the assault

The victim would probably be able to tell the police you're innocent

Though of course things can happen

To affect the victim's memory

Oh wait

Deadly assault

So nvm

Well one advantage with that

You can give a description of the killer

You have a better story

"I saw this person kill this person"

is a much better story than