Message from @Mistress-Kadachi
Discord ID: 804033705244885073
Ay boys
What do you call a cow with no legs
GROUND BEEF
*dad laupghs*
Why are dinosaurs no longer around?
||Because their eggs stink.||
@ScottRauch posted in <#801170177902772254>
What does a 747 make when it bounces?
||Boeing, Boeing, Boeing||
I'm scared
Nope
My teacher told me to turn in my essay and I said "I ain't no snitch"
Wanna hear a story about someone raging?
Nice
Eheh gotem
Yup
Nice
Damn I fell for this too
Goodness I did too.
Jokes on you
I have light mode
I'm on dark mode right now
it feels so
weird
Light Mode is so...
look at this light mode
so amazing
Now back on topic:
Hostess: Do you have reservations?
Dad: No, I’m confident I want to eat here.
I arrived a little early for my dinner reservation, and the manager asked if I'd mind waiting a little while. I told him that was fine, so he handed me a tray of drinks and told me to take them to table seven.
LOL 😂 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Lmao
My wife hates it when I make fun of her weight. She needs to lighten up.
Hehehe
@RagingRanger165 before posting, can you crop the sides off. They are annoying like that. You can use any basic photo editor. Or even WhatsApp etc. Thanks!