Message from @Patriotic Z
Discord ID: 804003551251791943
In Syria, there are no walmarts. Only targets.
Here, now, is the unwritten rule for making a perfect dad joke:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
||to get to the other side||
The zamboni driver from my local ice skating rink has disappeared, but I'm not worried; I'm sure he'll be resurfacing soon.
That's called an anti-joke <:Fluffy:380586684733194241>
@Nope my oldest niece once asked me how that joke was supposed to be funny, and I had to spend the next ten minutes trying to explain subversion of expectations to a ten year old.
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A cheeseburger walked into a bar. The bartender said, "Get out! We don't serve food here."
Smirk...
Ay boys
What do you call a cow with no legs
GROUND BEEF
*dad laupghs*
Why are dinosaurs no longer around?
||Because their eggs stink.||
@ScottRauch posted in <#801170177902772254>
What does a 747 make when it bounces?
||Boeing, Boeing, Boeing||
I'm scared
Nope
Wanna hear a story about someone raging?
Nice
Eheh gotem
Yup
Nice
Damn I fell for this too
Goodness I did too.
Son....of...a ...
Jokes on you
I have light mode
I'm on dark mode right now
it feels so
weird
Light Mode is so...
look at this light mode
so amazing
Now back on topic:
Hostess: Do you have reservations?
Dad: No, I’m confident I want to eat here.
I arrived a little early for my dinner reservation, and the manager asked if I'd mind waiting a little while. I told him that was fine, so he handed me a tray of drinks and told me to take them to table seven.