Message from @ophrex
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`Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive.`
`Why does Waldo only wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.`
true tho
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Why is that whenever a woman gets pregnant everyone wants to touch her belly and say "Congratulations." But nobody ever wants to touch the guys balls and say "Congratulations?"
Has anyone seen the movie constipation? No? Well thats because it hasn't come out yet
Also heard it was just going to be a big pile of shit when it does come out
What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.
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Yes, you tried.
Yes, you tried.
Why are you searching that up on private?<:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247> 😳<:KEKWait:780472182387376130>
Also charge your phone brah<:KEK:795742276549607456>
Stole the dad joke from another server, thats how it was posted.
Suuuuuureeeeeeeee
Whiteboards are remarkable.
`For Valentine's day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It's the little things that count.`
The fact that my dad sent me this when I was in philosophy class XD
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Repost
Or am I your dad.....
🤔🤔
