Message from @Heyguy2033
Discord ID: 811032319367315526
Facts
that one is ACTUALLY good...
that is so going to be my husbands child... I swear to god
Who thinks i should send this to my friend who ive been talking to for years
Also heres a break up line:
"Did you fall from heaven? Because you for sure got kicked out of it"
Am I the only one who thought this?
Nope
Good one
he makes me laugh..... when he stubs his toe....
**saladly* realised
Crotch
Nice crock
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`Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive.`
`Why does Waldo only wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.`
My dad used to work for the CIA 😁
true tho
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Why is that whenever a woman gets pregnant everyone wants to touch her belly and say "Congratulations." But nobody ever wants to touch the guys balls and say "Congratulations?"
Has anyone seen the movie constipation? No? Well thats because it hasn't come out yet
Also heard it was just going to be a big pile of shit when it does come out
What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.
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Yes, you tried.
Yes, you tried.
Why are you searching that up on private?<:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247> 😳<:KEKWait:780472182387376130>