Message from @Heyguy2033

Discord ID: 811032319367315526


2021-02-14 08:13:36 UTC  

Facts

2021-02-14 15:59:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801170182986793000/810540614940229632/video0_1.mp4

2021-02-14 18:13:20 UTC  

that one is ACTUALLY good...

2021-02-14 18:25:45 UTC  

that is so going to be my husbands child... I swear to god

2021-02-14 20:01:02 UTC  

Who thinks i should send this to my friend who ive been talking to for years

2021-02-14 20:01:50 UTC  

Also heres a break up line:
"Did you fall from heaven? Because you for sure got kicked out of it"

2021-02-14 20:16:20 UTC  

Am I the only one who thought this?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801170182986793000/810605368417321020/Weekend_halftime.jpg

2021-02-14 22:28:40 UTC  

Nope

2021-02-14 23:02:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801170182986793000/810647079524892722/Screenshot_20210214-144116_Snapchat.jpg

2021-02-14 23:02:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801170182986793000/810647118767325184/Screenshot_20210214-144052_Snapchat.jpg

2021-02-14 23:15:53 UTC  

Good one

2021-02-14 23:39:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801170182986793000/810656387964338196/The_missing_slice.jpg

2021-02-15 01:05:09 UTC  

he makes me laugh..... when he stubs his toe....

2021-02-15 04:20:53 UTC  

**saladly* realised

2021-02-15 17:16:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801170182986793000/810922423200514078/download_20200519_151618.jpg

2021-02-15 17:51:27 UTC  

Crotch

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801170182986793000/810931288575311952/image0.jpg

2021-02-15 17:51:48 UTC  

Nice crock

2021-02-15 20:12:28 UTC  

<:YouKnowTheThing:723005092764319776>

2021-02-15 20:53:37 UTC  

`Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive.`

2021-02-15 20:54:35 UTC  

`Why does Waldo only wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.`

2021-02-16 00:32:53 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801170182986793000/811032317316825148/63CC65F8-2FB4-45DE-A743-DE4844D9288E.jpeg

2021-02-16 00:54:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801170182986793000/811037810869534730/Screenshot_20210215-120608_Snapchat.jpg

2021-02-16 04:27:23 UTC  

My dad used to work for the CIA 😁

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801170182986793000/811091330976972821/image0.jpg

2021-02-16 06:32:22 UTC  

true tho

2021-02-16 06:34:47 UTC  

<:KEK:795742276549607456>

2021-02-16 15:01:25 UTC  

<:KEK:795742276549607456>

2021-02-16 18:47:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801170182986793000/811307831550410782/Screenshot_20210213-163229_Snapchat.jpg

2021-02-16 18:50:01 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801170182986793000/811308420355063838/20210216_124941.jpg

2021-02-16 19:29:45 UTC  

Why is that whenever a woman gets pregnant everyone wants to touch her belly and say "Congratulations." But nobody ever wants to touch the guys balls and say "Congratulations?"

2021-02-16 20:18:43 UTC  

Has anyone seen the movie constipation? No? Well thats because it hasn't come out yet

2021-02-16 20:53:00 UTC  

Also heard it was just going to be a big pile of shit when it does come out

2021-02-16 21:52:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801170182986793000/811354456041979975/Screenshot_20210216-155157_Discord.jpg

2021-02-16 22:04:26 UTC  

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

2021-02-16 22:04:52 UTC  

I tried<:KEK:795742276549607456>

2021-02-16 22:23:58 UTC  

Yes, you tried.

2021-02-16 23:18:26 UTC  

Yes, you tried.

2021-02-17 00:55:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801170182986793000/811400288786186260/image0.jpg

2021-02-17 01:55:37 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801170182986793000/811415528521859112/8724ae8467fb29d14e07444dd05878fdd5a58f685d06ad171b20c8f840ac2c47_1.png

2021-02-17 03:41:20 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801170182986793000/811442130798116944/1613533265219.jpg

2021-02-17 04:53:44 UTC  

Why are you searching that up on private?<:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247> 😳<:KEKWait:780472182387376130>