The *hunger games*

Pakistan has shot down 2 Indian Jet fighters... Using sophisticated Sikh - Heating missiles

Your mom is so dumb, she got stuck on the escalator when it broke down.
@ was supposed to be off, sorry

Your mom is so old she farts dust

How did you know?

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Lol! Sorry... @Scarface6305

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Just be a liberal, then you can do no wrong

Not as much of a joke as being 4’3<:Poggers:796912784473456640>

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Ok

Your mom is so old she had a pet dinosaur

@dbel your mom so fat she sits on both sides of the family

*Sweet Home Alabama starts playing*

@Bubben246 I'm from Alabama and don't appreciate all these Jokes about my home state... When I told my pa, my uncle and granddad, he was madder than hell

How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor.

Your mom is so old her birth certificate says “EXPIRED” in big red letters

@dbel your mom is like Karl Marxs thoughts on socio-economics, every worker gets a share.

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That was savage

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This is what I think of when I see a roll of duck tape

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👆 Toilet paper in Brazil

(Women will understand that painful joke)

Ooh look kavasir is typing another joke

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What do you call a basement full of feminists? A whine cellar

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So I went to the doctors cause I had this nasty rash on the upper part of my leg and I told him " every time I pop one of the pus filled lumps, I heard the latest tunes". " oh" he replied " you have a bad case of spotty thigh"

Boooo