Why did the Dalai Lama go to the casino? Tibet

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@Kavasir more please <:Teeth:798301808996384828>

There should be a "your mom jokes" channel

My dad always told me 'don't be quick to find faults.'.. Good man, terrible geologist.

Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do... Take Beethoven for example, they told him he could not be a musician because he was deaf... but he didn't listen.

Eye jokes....the cornea the better

@Scarface6305 Your mom doesn't need a channel, she's a joke already

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What do you call the African olympics?

The *hunger games*

Pakistan has shot down 2 Indian Jet fighters... Using sophisticated Sikh - Heating missiles

Your mom is so dumb, she got stuck on the escalator when it broke down.
@ was supposed to be off, sorry

Your mom is so old she farts dust

How did you know?

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Lol! Sorry... @Scarface6305

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Just be a liberal, then you can do no wrong

Not as much of a joke as being 4’3<:Poggers:796912784473456640>

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Ok

Your mom is so old she had a pet dinosaur

@dbel your mom so fat she sits on both sides of the family

*Sweet Home Alabama starts playing*

@Bubben246 I'm from Alabama and don't appreciate all these Jokes about my home state... When I told my pa, my uncle and granddad, he was madder than hell

How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor.

Your mom is so old her birth certificate says “EXPIRED” in big red letters

@dbel your mom is like Karl Marxs thoughts on socio-economics, every worker gets a share.

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That was savage

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