Message from @[TDE] Smokie
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Your mother is so obese that after dying of a heart attack she broke the stairway to Heaven as she tried to go up
Your mom is so hairy the doctors diagnosed you with chronic rug burn on your way out as a baby
@dbel (last one from me) your mom (born roughly twelve years before you and eleven before her mom) is a well known parent and parental figure. She's celebrated for her dedication to keeping you out of R-rated movies, calling just to "check up on you", and swallowing more semen than the Bermuda triangle, Moby Dick and the cast of High School Musical put together.
Interesting, you were pretty good at this! I got some nice new ones!
My turn
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "to be continued..."
Yo mama so big, stupid, fat, and clumsy when she left for walmart she stumbled right over kmart and landed next to target
Yo mama so fat when she went bungee jumping she brought the whole bridge with her
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Sorry for pings 😬
Terrible
Lets come up with three state names
Im not participating in it since im not creative
Me either
Puerto Rico, Texas Part 2, and Alaska Part 2
State of Trump
Yo momma so fat she has shocks on the toilet seat
I'd pay for that upgrade
I actually think state of Jefferson would be cool. And even an actual possibility too
The Dead State. That is what people would call the STATE of Jefferson.
It would be a red state. Thats for sure.
Where would the state be?
it's the area of eastern washington, west part of idaho, east Oregon, northeast cali, and north Nevada I believe...
Just split California into 4 states
Yes
anyone that doesn't get this should learn how to pass more noble gasses
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Funny
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@JDCREW that's greater idaho
Jefferson is basically southern Oregon and Northern cali