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👆 Toilet paper in Brazil

(Women will understand that painful joke)

Ooh look kavasir is typing another joke

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What do you call a basement full of feminists? A whine cellar

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So I went to the doctors cause I had this nasty rash on the upper part of my leg and I told him " every time I pop one of the pus filled lumps, I heard the latest tunes". " oh" he replied " you have a bad case of spotty thigh"

Boooo

A mafia friend of mine is coming round for dinner tonight and I'm cooking an irresistible dish from the meat of an aquatic mammal, I'm gonna make him an otter he can't refuse.

wow...

Your mom is so hairy she would have clogged hitlers shower drains

@dbel Your mom likes to applaud, because shes got the clap

Hey do me a favor, ask you mom what it was like being classmates with Moses

@dbel Your mom is like the sun, look at her too long and you'll go blind

Your mother is so obese that after dying of a heart attack she broke the stairway to Heaven as she tried to go up

@dbel Your moms so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit

Your mom is so hairy the doctors diagnosed you with chronic rug burn on your way out as a baby

@dbel (last one from me) your mom (born roughly twelve years before you and eleven before her mom) is a well known parent and parental figure. She's celebrated for her dedication to keeping you out of R-rated movies, calling just to "check up on you", and swallowing more semen than the Bermuda triangle, Moby Dick and the cast of High School Musical put together.

Interesting, you were pretty good at this! I got some nice new ones!

My turn

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "to be continued..."

Yo mama so big, stupid, fat, and clumsy when she left for walmart she stumbled right over kmart and landed next to target

Yo mama so fat when she went bungee jumping she brought the whole bridge with her

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Hey, I found a picture of your mom online

I'm joining the party

https://tenor.com/view/anchorman-steve-carell-laugh-good-one-banana-gif-4958026

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Terrible

Lets come up with three state names

Im not participating in it since im not creative

Me either

Puerto Rico, Texas Part 2, and Alaska Part 2

State of Jefferson.
Canada
And Greenland

State of Trump

Yo momma so fat she has shocks on the toilet seat

I'd pay for that upgrade

I actually think state of Jefferson would be cool. And even an actual possibility too