Having previously been a cashier, I checked out a great deal of women. And men.

Gae

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Hey women out there i just want you to know this...
Before you call me ugly just notice that 95% of your beauty can be erased with one wet wipe

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Im just here to make everyone else feel like they are doing something productive

State of Confusion. State of Insanity. And the state of Denial

Perfect your hired

I'm an expert in the state of Confusion

Maybe.

I remember that movie it was good

I don’t trust trees, they are shady

And really green but #idontdiscrimnate

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so we have 4 times the retarded senators? no thanks

I'm tired of people waltzing into my room when I'm obviously listening to music in 4/4 time >:(

https://youtu.be/VCKg_tbYjgs
This is totally something I would do

not funny at all

Its a good job she didn't try Indian food. I don't think it would have curried any favors

Lmao!

https://youtu.be/jE4nSkxfdxk

Again. Totally me... Lol!

This is why children need dads

We teach them valuable lessons.

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An area strip club closed it's doors because of Covid 19 restrictions. The billboard next to the business read "Sorry we're clothed!"

wow

that is actually a very good one haha

What we get in the states is not real wasabi, the real stuff is a whole lot worse

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Thats actually a great one

It's as old as the dinosaurs in it.