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*I'm going to start a sprint if anyone wants to join

@MofoDoggo I thought I'd tag you so hopefully you won't miss it

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I can't 😦

I'm in the middle of rush

If my guy isn't here for this round

I'll do another with you @Evelyn S. 🇺🇸

@Draconem_Dominus tbh it's better that you write fictional stories about morbid things rather than act them out irl

True <:thinking:726878987837636698>

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@Evelyn S. 🇺🇸

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“All I have are some characters and some images and a lot of hopes for how things are going to come out.” — Rick Moody

yeAAH! I can finally start writing back in my original document instead of writing random scenes on their own trying to figure out what to do!

I actually have to get going now, maybe we can do another writing sprint together later tonight

Yeah, after 10 I am available.

~~hopefully drunk enough too~~

You've come to the right place.

Oh no

I used the term “winkwonk” after saying “horizontal tango”

I think there’s something wrong w me <:SadPepe:801485397678489660>

I wonder... does anyone find that they write better after a drink?

I haven’t gotten properly tipsy or drunk yet so I wouldn’t know <:SadPepe:801485397678489660>

Maybe I should try whatever Stephen king took w some of his crazier books <:KEK:795742276549607456>

Why do you think I said my comment above.

I don't drink.

I... don't drink. >>;;

How worried are you about this?

I don’t either but if having a shot gives me ideas/makes me write more I can try

Not much, like they said better to write about it and get it out of my system than do shit irl lol

In all seriousness, considering how much of a problem alcoholism is among writers, I cannot endorse that behavior for real.

I mean, you could get famous and get a fan club like Ted Bundy or Jeff Dahmer or Ed Kemper has.

Ouu that could be fun <:thinking:726878987837636698>

p sure there was that one bomber a few years ago who got a fan club

```He was arrested and charged in 2014 for a felony charge of street terrorism.The father of one was deemed so sexy that the attention quickly shifted from his crime to his handsome looks.```