Autobiography <:thinking:726878987837636698>

People would burn my autobiography bc my life is depressing <:KEK:795742276549607456>

Nobody wants to read that <:thinking:726878987837636698>

I wouldn't be able to write my autobiography

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Most of my stuff is gross <:Flooshed:797578663083769916>

They’re all pretty terrible <:KEK:795742276549607456>

Guess that’s what happens when shit happens <:thinking:726878987837636698>

Trying to be vague <:SadPepe:801485397678489660>

Lmfao one of the not-as-bad ones ends in “they lived happily ever after yay”

One of the better(worse) ones involves shock collars <:Flooshed:797578663083769916>

Ouu I found a test <:KEK:795742276549607456>

A *fun* test hidden among the prompts <:KEK:795742276549607456>

I'm sorry to hear that, Drac, but way to make the best of it

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*I'm going to start a sprint if anyone wants to join

@MofoDoggo I thought I'd tag you so hopefully you won't miss it

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I can't 😦

I'm in the middle of rush

If my guy isn't here for this round

I'll do another with you @Evelyn S. 🇺🇸

@Draconem_Dominus tbh it's better that you write fictional stories about morbid things rather than act them out irl

True <:thinking:726878987837636698>

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“All I have are some characters and some images and a lot of hopes for how things are going to come out.” — Rick Moody

yeAAH! I can finally start writing back in my original document instead of writing random scenes on their own trying to figure out what to do!

I actually have to get going now, maybe we can do another writing sprint together later tonight

Yeah, after 10 I am available.

~~hopefully drunk enough too~~

You've come to the right place.

Oh no

I used the term “winkwonk” after saying “horizontal tango”