Rip Mofag Bal

based putin

Fuck putin

The duality of man

auni is here? based

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I thought you were a catholic or some shit

@Mitch ewwww anime

ok fag

ok weeb

ok retard

Why do girls smell my dick when I pull it out

They always take a whiff of it

Bruv

Probably cause it smells bad

Press it into their face and inhale like a Jew sniffing free air

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Oh it does but they must love it

*Jews manage monetize air*

Girls:

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“Guess who’s sucking Eli Schlomoshekelsteins dick tonight for a whole gallon of fresh air tonight girls”

mmm

>pull my dick out
>flops out on her face
>smells it for like ten seconds straight then jams it in her mouth

I always get girls who like piss too

I sometimes put my hand on balls and then smell it

It kinda smells good

I stretch my nutsack into a bowl then let the shower water fill it up, fling it like a trebuchet

Based

I want to let a girl drink out of it

Jack off into food and then try to give it some whore

Without saying her that you did it

based

Cum in your Juul then let your crush take a hit

Mmmmmm

I may have done that

My ex would smell my underwear and masturbate

sounds like something @not a profoundly dapper person would do