Message from @Zoomer Alexander

Discord ID: 804076625355472896


2021-01-27 18:44:28 UTC  

Inshallah

2021-01-27 18:44:30 UTC  

we wouldnt have the song American Pie by don mclean if not for that incident, imagine what great song we would have if like a dozen artists were on that plane

2021-01-27 18:45:15 UTC  

do you really think anyone would write a hit like that if it was just ritchie valens and the big brapper

2021-01-27 18:46:12 UTC  

"i can't remember if i cried when i read about his widowed bride...but i laughed when i found out dean martin got killed kek"

2021-01-27 18:46:27 UTC  

volare means "to fly"

2021-01-27 18:46:50 UTC  

the big bopper aka the diarrhea king

2021-01-27 18:51:48 UTC  

if I had a phone that could call the past I'd call Alexander Graham Bell and say he's a loser

2021-01-27 18:52:56 UTC  

everybody knows the telephone was really invented by mario pasta spaghetti and bell stole it

2021-01-27 18:56:44 UTC  

Whose twitter accounts were these? Lol

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796831623261323264/804062354702073866/image0.jpg

2021-01-27 18:57:16 UTC  

all mine

2021-01-27 18:58:20 UTC  

Based

2021-01-27 18:58:58 UTC  

“Your honor, I will now introduce exhibit B from co-conspirator rapegroyper1488”

2021-01-27 19:01:39 UTC  

If I had a phone that could call into the past I'd tell Hitler to speed it up

2021-01-27 19:01:46 UTC  

Arrested on conspiracy to shitpost

2021-01-27 19:02:07 UTC  

I'd call him up and say "hey pal shave that mustache alright *click *"

2021-01-27 19:07:18 UTC  

might fuck around & put it all on AMC

2021-01-27 19:46:12 UTC  

@pickle sup friend

2021-01-27 19:48:04 UTC  

Hey

2021-01-27 19:48:12 UTC  

I'm working

2021-01-27 19:53:26 UTC  

I'd be a better cosmopolitan rootless elite than all of you

2021-01-27 19:53:30 UTC  

It's true

2021-01-27 20:06:27 UTC  

whats his name

2021-01-27 20:28:29 UTC  

Bruh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796831623261323264/804085445268996126/1611779139280.png

2021-01-27 20:28:54 UTC  

Ok so it’s just about peaked

2021-01-27 20:29:15 UTC  

When knee grows and whores start getting in on a trend it’s about to crash

2021-01-27 20:34:30 UTC  

hi

2021-01-27 20:35:03 UTC  

Sup b

2021-01-27 20:35:54 UTC  

playing red dead 2 cuz

2021-01-27 20:39:59 UTC  

I been working all day now I’m boutta go home and do homework for 5 hours then go to sleep

2021-01-27 20:40:41 UTC  

what u doing homework for

2021-01-27 20:41:27 UTC  

I am a full time college retard and a full time employed retard

2021-01-27 20:41:34 UTC  

Just how it be

2021-01-27 20:42:30 UTC  

i didnt know you were in college

2021-01-27 20:42:52 UTC  

are you studying gay sex

2021-01-27 20:43:58 UTC  

Why? Wanna tutor him?

2021-01-27 20:44:17 UTC  

😎

2021-01-27 20:44:36 UTC  

I’m studying abroad ... or 2

2021-01-27 20:44:40 UTC  

no im an expert of sex with women

2021-01-27 20:44:43 UTC  

not gay sex

2021-01-27 20:44:48 UTC  

hehehhe