Haiii

im good thanks you

You were mumbling about rats and rocks while you were out

I’m fine, ty ^-^

oh not again

I’ve gotta go to gym now bbl

Oh damn

Later

@Metallica 🖐

Spoiler ||the rat is a rock||

:))

Woah-

It’s a newly discovered species of rat that’s made of granite

lol

is it sponsored by nasa

NASA discovered it

It’s a funny story

now it all makes sense

All the moon rocks were actually rats. NASA found them on the moon and brought them back for study.

is all the animals on mars made of rock ?

But they escaped

That’s why they can’t find the moon rocks

ahh shit

Now imagine their surprise when they find the same species on mars

,,we can just copy and paste that out bob ,,,and we will just crop thst over here

i dunno ...what

In fact they suspect that they lost contact with the Opportunity rover because a rat chewed some wires

well there is absolutely no food on mars ,i would be hungry too

Yes

Very

Thankfully their metabolism is very low

so how did his mother rat and father rat survive

You see, experts theorize that a large group somehow traveled to mars. Deprived of food, they turned to cannibalism

hmm

what do they breathe?

And they got water from the ice caps

We don’t know how they breathe

Mars is actually inhabited by Mars Rats, but we don't ever see them cuz they look like rocks.

Exactly

Same for the moon

lol