Message from @Goose

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2019-11-14 17:29:41 UTC  

how did i get here

2019-11-14 17:30:01 UTC  

has he been spiking my drinks again

2019-11-14 17:30:18 UTC  

~~We kidnapped you~~ I think you just blacked out and yer friends dropped you off here

2019-11-14 17:30:23 UTC  

:))

2019-11-14 17:30:27 UTC  

😱

2019-11-14 17:31:11 UTC  

they always do that

2019-11-14 17:31:16 UTC  

Oke bai

2019-11-14 17:31:23 UTC  

@Goose hi goose

2019-11-14 17:31:32 UTC  

Hruu?

2019-11-14 17:31:32 UTC  

Haiii

2019-11-14 17:31:42 UTC  

im good thanks you

2019-11-14 17:31:43 UTC  

You were mumbling about rats and rocks while you were out

2019-11-14 17:31:53 UTC  

I’m fine, ty ^-^

2019-11-14 17:31:54 UTC  

oh not again

2019-11-14 17:32:01 UTC  

I’ve gotta go to gym now bbl

2019-11-14 17:32:06 UTC  

Oh damn

2019-11-14 17:32:08 UTC  

Later

2019-11-14 17:32:10 UTC  
2019-11-14 17:32:14 UTC  

Spoiler ||the rat is a rock||

2019-11-14 17:32:17 UTC  

:))

2019-11-14 17:32:25 UTC  

Woah-

2019-11-14 17:32:59 UTC  

It’s a newly discovered species of rat that’s made of granite

2019-11-14 17:33:07 UTC  

lol

2019-11-14 17:33:16 UTC  

is it sponsored by nasa

2019-11-14 17:34:32 UTC  

NASA discovered it

2019-11-14 17:34:39 UTC  

It’s a funny story

2019-11-14 17:34:45 UTC  

now it all makes sense

2019-11-14 17:35:27 UTC  

All the moon rocks were actually rats. NASA found them on the moon and brought them back for study.

2019-11-14 17:35:31 UTC  

is all the animals on mars made of rock ?

2019-11-14 17:35:35 UTC  

But they escaped

2019-11-14 17:35:49 UTC  

That’s why they can’t find the moon rocks

2019-11-14 17:35:56 UTC  

ahh shit

2019-11-14 17:36:29 UTC  

Now imagine their surprise when they find the same species on mars

2019-11-14 17:37:20 UTC  

,,we can just copy and paste that out bob ,,,and we will just crop thst over here

2019-11-14 17:37:39 UTC  

i dunno ...what

2019-11-14 17:38:34 UTC  

In fact they suspect that they lost contact with the Opportunity rover because a rat chewed some wires

2019-11-14 17:39:01 UTC  

well there is absolutely no food on mars ,i would be hungry too

2019-11-14 17:39:07 UTC  

Yes

2019-11-14 17:39:10 UTC  

Very

2019-11-14 17:39:29 UTC  

Thankfully their metabolism is very low

2019-11-14 17:39:41 UTC  

so how did his mother rat and father rat survive