Message from @ElectroquasistaticMagnetoMan

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2019-11-14 17:35:35 UTC  

But they escaped

2019-11-14 17:35:49 UTC  

That’s why they can’t find the moon rocks

2019-11-14 17:35:56 UTC  

ahh shit

2019-11-14 17:36:29 UTC  

Now imagine their surprise when they find the same species on mars

2019-11-14 17:37:20 UTC  

,,we can just copy and paste that out bob ,,,and we will just crop thst over here

2019-11-14 17:37:39 UTC  

i dunno ...what

2019-11-14 17:38:34 UTC  

In fact they suspect that they lost contact with the Opportunity rover because a rat chewed some wires

2019-11-14 17:39:01 UTC  

well there is absolutely no food on mars ,i would be hungry too

2019-11-14 17:39:07 UTC  

Yes

2019-11-14 17:39:10 UTC  

Very

2019-11-14 17:39:29 UTC  

Thankfully their metabolism is very low

2019-11-14 17:39:41 UTC  

so how did his mother rat and father rat survive

2019-11-14 17:41:04 UTC  

You see, experts theorize that a large group somehow traveled to mars. Deprived of food, they turned to cannibalism

2019-11-14 17:41:16 UTC  

hmm

2019-11-14 17:41:31 UTC  

what do they breathe?

2019-11-14 17:41:32 UTC  

And they got water from the ice caps

2019-11-14 17:41:45 UTC  

We don’t know how they breathe

2019-11-14 17:41:46 UTC  

Mars is actually inhabited by Mars Rats, but we don't ever see them cuz they look like rocks.

2019-11-14 17:41:53 UTC  

Exactly

2019-11-14 17:42:01 UTC  

Same for the moon

2019-11-14 17:42:01 UTC  

lol

2019-11-14 17:42:24 UTC  

we dont know how they breathe

2019-11-14 17:42:29 UTC  

lol

2019-11-14 17:42:44 UTC  

well he looks like he has a nose and mouth from here

2019-11-14 17:42:53 UTC  

i reckon its to do with that

2019-11-14 17:43:09 UTC  

We don’t understand much of their physiology. They are made of rock after all

2019-11-14 17:43:23 UTC  

😁

2019-11-14 17:44:07 UTC  

cars in space ,rats on mars ,and rock rats

2019-11-14 17:44:20 UTC  

this earth getting crazier by the minute

2019-11-14 17:44:25 UTC  

Yep

2019-11-14 17:45:23 UTC  

bigfoot is real tho

2019-11-14 17:45:26 UTC  

but shhh

2019-11-14 17:45:34 UTC  

i never tood you that

2019-11-14 17:46:21 UTC  

Bigfoot is actually an alien from Europa.

2019-11-14 17:46:32 UTC  

oooh

2019-11-14 17:46:52 UTC  

when did this happen

2019-11-14 17:47:07 UTC  

You see, Europa used to be a much more hospitable place thousands of years ago

2019-11-14 17:47:13 UTC  

ahh

2019-11-14 17:47:23 UTC  

back in the day

2019-11-14 17:48:21 UTC  

When an environmental cataclysm destroyed their civilization, a small group of survivors traveled to earth

2019-11-14 17:48:39 UTC  

Bigfoot is one of the last descendants