Message from @androidcrawler

Discord ID: 643187852229738518


2019-11-10 20:01:00 UTC  

if you have a dog that can't handle fireworks and you can't take precautions for that then you should not be allowed to own a dog

2019-11-10 20:07:04 UTC  

its annoying

2019-11-10 20:07:38 UTC  

i've heard fireworks for like the past two weeks

2019-11-10 20:33:05 UTC  

Imagine trying to make everyone in the neighborhood stop having fun because your dog is neurotic

2019-11-10 20:33:07 UTC  

Smh

2019-11-10 20:34:07 UTC  

imagine matthew actually exercising

2019-11-10 20:34:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/643186682199277590/IMG_20191110_142741.jpg

2019-11-10 20:34:19 UTC  

i now its a fantasy, but just imagine

2019-11-10 20:35:38 UTC  

back off matthew

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/643187032977440778/9db4dd51915390bd380c1ed60eefffb1a26b03e86b4e474dee6f4d3c46c6cc50.png

2019-11-10 20:36:03 UTC  

or face tonys wrath

2019-11-10 20:36:30 UTC  

Dear, If I were ashamed or self conscious about being fat, I'd simply have lied about it and said I was normal sized or a 6'8 gigachad

2019-11-10 20:36:54 UTC  

we deduced that from your hands

2019-11-10 20:36:57 UTC  

if ur dog cant behave u shouldnt have it

2019-11-10 20:37:12 UTC  

if you cant behave you should not have dog also

2019-11-10 20:37:27 UTC  

saw some dog drag its owner across a road and full on attack a cat

2019-11-10 20:38:01 UTC  

great dane?

2019-11-10 20:38:13 UTC  

nah some stubby piggy looking one

2019-11-10 20:38:19 UTC  

power on it tho

2019-11-10 20:38:36 UTC  

what about those small ones

2019-11-10 20:38:40 UTC  

chuewawa

2019-11-10 20:38:53 UTC  

they are tiny but act like they are big bears

2019-11-10 20:38:55 UTC  

chihuahua

2019-11-10 20:39:08 UTC  

chee hua huaaa

2019-11-10 20:39:16 UTC  

sounds like the sound in those karate movies

2019-11-10 20:39:21 UTC  

thanks @gecho

2019-11-10 20:39:34 UTC  

some place in mexico if im not mistaken

2019-11-10 20:39:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/643188084011171860/Beverly-Hills-Chihuahua-3-Viva-La-Fiesta-520834-Detail.png

2019-11-10 20:59:20 UTC  

i bought 24 bottles of lemonade for 8 bux

2019-11-10 20:59:22 UTC  

neat

2019-11-10 21:00:24 UTC  

they're normally 2 bux each

2019-11-10 21:12:27 UTC  

Hoe veel tattas hebben we hier?

2019-11-10 21:13:14 UTC  

<:pepeclown:589105718947217430>

2019-11-10 21:15:08 UTC  

blijkbaar al 2

2019-11-10 21:15:51 UTC  

Ik ben geen nederlander, lol

2019-11-10 21:26:47 UTC  

@SpaceCadet hey bitch, English only here.

2019-11-10 21:27:33 UTC  

ok, fuckwit

2019-11-10 21:42:22 UTC  

Achmed, terug naar eigen land aub

2019-11-10 21:55:44 UTC  

The store sold me expired Kefir.

2019-11-10 21:56:09 UTC  

I am very mildly upset. I'll return it tomorrow

2019-11-10 21:56:51 UTC  

For once I have to agree with you

2019-11-10 21:56:51 UTC  

I feel parmesan got more expensive.